Here is some extremely boring information about my life

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baking with my mama

Baking with my mama 🍞🥖🥐

i think women should leave their husbands

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

I just woke up.

Why is this on my dashboard.

jealous of the cheeked up aliens that keep visiting me during sleep paralysis just to bounce their big bubble butts in my face and I can’t stop it. I can’t stop it

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Seeing another couple on here and giggling like a fool because it's like I knowwwwwww who you like. Or oooooo, I need popcorn 🤭🤓

Hug your local femme. Listen to your local femme.

154% tariff on pussy?! 😨

Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

Summer in Queenstown