If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation

of course it goes without saying that i am hopelessly dependent on the chickpea

fuck i didnt know there was gonna be a test when i decided children shouldnt get anesthesialess amputations

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world

sexualizing the demographic you hate #womeninmalefields

But We're Both Eunuchs 😳

doing anything with technology these days is an unending cycle of going no i do not want to use AI. im not interested in setting up copilot. I do not want help building my site. I would like my autocorrect to make sense again. I do not want AI generated search suggestions. no. nope. still not. die

if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular

“if women are oppressed then why are male suicide rates higher” everyone knows men are much less resilient than women..

my hypothetical (gay) son seeing this: you ate mama

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

for a better tomorrow