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wow that is a super fair price damn

This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.

Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??

I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.

Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.

This took me out

me omw to the bathroom to have diarrhea

Shit girl, this princess war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say "the ten disciplines" or some similar shit, and every one around her started wearing a maid dress, had her crown explode and then started sweeping the dishes. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting curtsy and level 2 kissie. I think I just heard "power word:sparkle" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

why did you not laugh at my joke? are you stupid?

heh i can definitely relate to this

i'm glad. there are many things we may have in common. it's good to learn things about your friends, neighbors, and comrades.

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

i beg to sniffer

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

via @mylordshesacactus

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

PORCO ROSSO Dir. Hayao Miyazaki (1992)