diary of a madman (performance art piece)

#that is the most doesn't know what's going on looking dog in the world

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

Meet cute at the trans rave

15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

bibliomancy is alive and well in the 21st century. St Augustine rolling in his grave.

@heresylog is this Heresy? (Bibliomancy, I mean) I think it is but I Am Not Sure.

Also fun fact Sodom and Gomorrah used to be interpreted more as a Condemnation of violating Guest Right than Gay Sex.

Bibliomancy is considered occult and not permitted. Something is only considered heresy if someone purporting to represent the Church is saying it is doctrine.

That is heresy

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

the problem with trying to apply for jobs is. i just dont want to do any of that

"blowing [someone's] brains out" sounds like it should be a sex thing tbh. missed opportunity.

i'm going to [remembers that suicide jokes have a negative impact on my mental health]

RHETORIC [Challenging: Failure] - Come up with a witty alternative that reassures everyone present that you're capable of handling the situation, despite recent setbacks. Quickly.

YOU: "I'm going to get my brains blown out."

Well. It does create a hole

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

i thought we scheduled around this

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

for fuck’s sake guys

The DMV is like the evil version of the library

joe biden should make it a law so that any time i fall asleep on the couch at night 400 cops have to come to my house and gently move me to my bed without waking me and then they all fall into a machine under the floor that grinds them up and converts them into a new kind of special gel that can be fed to elderly horses to make them sick

this doesn't make any sense. joe biden is not in office anymore.

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

Look I'm not saying your fursonas and animal-girls need to be strictly based on the reality of the real-world animals, but if you design a "cow girl" and she's thin, you have fundamentally misunderstood what cows are.