This post was FACTCHECKED ✅ by a guy crossing the street wearing a brown jacket

Under a post telling me to mix random chemicals. Matches up very well

Swear to God if skidmark4 mentions me I will kill myself on camera as tribute

I just didn't expect it to end that way 🤣

We seem to have some bee experts on here, is this fact true or false?

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

THIS IS THR MAXIMUM POWER OF OUR SHOWER ???? IM A STINKY BOY THIS IS GONNA BE USELESS

whatever is in there it sure as hell isn't enough to wash a full grown stinky man nor his full grown stinky man pussy 😔

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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Thanks for the tag @faggylittleleatherboy

1. Three ships I like: jegulus (marauders), anderperry (dead poets society), narlie (heartstopper)

2. First ship ever: idk, probably Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

3. Last song you listened to: Kill For You - Gigi Perez

4. Fav childhood book: The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton

5. Currently reading: The King's Men - Nora Sakavic

6. Currently watching: Greys Anatomy

7. Currently craving: Dominoes pizza

8. Currently consuming: just had some water

9. Pets: I'm not allowed pets where I live, but I have a cat back home

npt @zsrntyouil @mairon-goth-minion @mushroom-enby @wishiwereheather13 @overthemoons7 @equippedtolove @andytheoverthinker @woefulstar @cbartonscoffee + anyone else

thanks for the tag!!

1. Three ships I like (it was so difficult to choose): Clint/Coulson (Avengers) (they're my otp actually, underrated crack ship), Twelfth doctor/River Song (Doctor Who), Frank/Matt (Daredevil, Marvel).

2. First ship ever: that I remember, Stony, they were my introduction to fanfic guys.

3. Last song you listened to: Ribs - Lorde

4. Fav childhood book: Percy Jackson and The Last Olympian - Rick Riordan

5. Currently reading: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint - Sing Shong

6. Currently watching: The Pitt and Daredevil: Born Again.

7. Currently craving: cookies, but I'm always craving cookies.

8. Currently consuming: just had dinner, and it was one of my mum's inventions so I can't describe it xd

9. Pets: don't have any, don't really want any.

npt @jam-d33r @empty-plastic-water-bottle @constalation-bored-anarchist @fandominstability @pearsonspearson

@clockwork-stars @punisherdefender @yelenasvestpockets @obi-wan-catobi

thank you for tagging me!!

1. three ships i like: spideypool, shassie, peraltiago

2. first ship ever: percabeth probably, unless you count, like, mary poppins and bert

3. last song i listened to: talk by hozier

4. fav childhood book: i really liked mandy and harry potter

5. currently reading: nothing atm 😭

6. currently (re)watching: new girl and psych

7. currently craving: peach cobbler!!

8. currently consuming: just finished some tomato penne

9. pets: two italian greyhound/chihuahua mixes, finn and poe after the star wars characters

no pressure tags! @octoberconstellation @hiddenvioletsgrow @bluesey-182 @fresasconsal @aba-daba-dooo @anyone who’d like to!

this is off the top of my head so forgive me if i forgot you <3

1. three ships I like: polyclue (Shawn, Gus, Lassiter, and Jules), percabeth, dipcifica

2. first ship: probably zutara (and I think that’s the most daring my shipping tastes will ever get)

3. last song I listened to: Big Mouth Strikes Again- The Smiths

4. fav childhood book: Mama Cat Has Three Kittens

5. currently reading: random articles and academic books

6. currently watching: Daredevil, Ghosts, Abbott Elementary

7. currently craving: gooey chocolate chip cookie (and revenge)

8. currently consuming: just ate some pad see ew

9. pets: two Tibetan terriers

Tagging @obsidiancreates @thespiritssaidso @snackhouse

1. Three ships I like: Red Oktoberfest (Heavy/Medic), ChellDOS (Chell/GLaDOS), Jmart (Jonathan Sims/Martin Blackwood)

2: First ship: Blue/Indoraptor (I just like the idea of them running off and learning to be wild animals again away from people)

3. Last song I listened to: The Wolves -JJ and The Pillars

4. Fav childhood book: Artemis Fowl

5. Currently reading: My favorite fanfic at the moment, Learned Unhelpfullness by @moosemann404

6: Currently watching: Tv is dead to me I've been wronged too many times, so the closest I got is listening to The Magnus Protocol

7. Currently craving: Been on a Funions kick lately

8. Currently consuming: Muscle relaxants for my fucked up spine

9. Pets: 20ish chickens, 6 tarantulas (4 new world 2 old world), 5 cockroaches, a tailless whip scorpion, an Asian forest scorpion, a jumping spider, a western black widow, a vinegaroon, as well as my family's pets 4 dogs and 2 cats

Tagging @ghostlyredroses @sopjies @simplyender @halfd3af and literally any other mutuals or just anyone really

1. Three ships I like: Roadrat, Erasermic, Spideypool

2. First ship: Roadrat got me into the game too. is also the reason I'm on tumblr

3. Last song I listened to: Drown me!

4. Fav childhood book: (had to post this on tip of my tongue can't for the life of me remember the name) fortune falls Jenny Goebel 5. Currently reading: this tumblr post! 6: Currently watching: House 7. Currently craving: tato chips :) 8. Currently consuming: sprite, sandwich and tato chips :) 9. Pets: Two cats and two dog nephews (they don't live with me but i see them often ^.^) Tagging @dalianosair @inennathedummy

Aw thanks for the tag, Sop <3

1. Three ships I like: oh this is so hard to choose... Sabriel (Supernatural), Hilson (House md), Jackerry (tales from the gas station)

2. First ship: Oh idk.. it was probably like Shinran (dcmk) or smth

3. Last song I listened to: Lent - Autoheart

4. Fav childhood book: uhh idk.. we had a book with like 4 short Sherlock Holmes stories for school once, Probably that. Now it's solidly tales from the gas station <3

5. Currently reading: not actively reading anything rn, but last thing I read was probably 'The Road So Far (This Time Around) by 8_Years_of_Silence' <- spn fanfic

6: Currently watching: Supernatural, Technically. mostly been watching youtube cause I'm busy though

7. Currently craving: mozzarella sticks..

8. Currently consuming: just drinking water

9. Pets: None rn. Had a cat when I was a kid, and currently my aunt has one that I see somewhat frequently.

Tagging: @i-scream-into-my-pasta , @sdentii , @vintagelacerosette , @deiim , @okaymaybeiamabitobsessed , @sircoolguy , @thought-u-said-dragon-queen , @fluffy-fedora-blue , @ancient-light, @axolotl-my-time-has-come-to-burn , @mudpuddlenl , @gender-whos-she , @captain-tamy , @pixeldragon-45 , @oxoxpx , @shionsky

3 ships: crowley/bobby (supernatural), strahm/hoffman (saw), osiris/saint-14 (destiny 2)

first ship: johnlock i think

last song: voulez-vous - ABBA

fav childhood book: the phantom tollbooth

currently reading: persepolis - marjane satrapi

currently watching: big sky

currently craving: fruit salad....oughhrhrhr

currently consuming: nothign :((

pets: dog, circe!

tags: @fivefffffairy @i-live-inyourwalls @astrylx @comradezoey

Three ships I like: Sastiel (Supernatural), TimeBomb (Arcane), Butchie (The Boys)

First ship: Ruby x Qrowe (RWBY) 😭

Last song listened to: German Free Adolescence (X-Ray Spex)

Favorite childrens book: The Tea Dragon Society

Currently reading: The Handmaids Tale by Margaret Atwood, Full Dark No Stars by Stephen King, Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part II by JK Rowling, The Conquest of Bread by Peter Kropotkin, and probably more 💀💀

Currently watching: Nothing!

Currently craving food-wise: Fruit

Currently consuming: Quesodillas and water

Pets: Four cats; Cali, Cece, Caliber, and Umba; one dog; Gordon! (I didn't name him)

@the-living-embodiment-of-moss

man i really don't think so but okay i guess

Beanspo 🥺🥺🥺 so coquette 🎀

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

hel,p me

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

Woah mama now we've both been orbed

elvis…………..

Miku.............

"player"