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A dogfish pack is now available for purchase at the Jonathon Bancroft-Snell Gallery! 🐟

Link to their website in my pinned post.

Local purchase or international shipping available so feel free to get in contact with them if interested!

Catfish Pup - $225cad

Zebra Danio + Yellow Perch - $85 each

Spotted fish + Barred Knifejaw - $55 each

I mean yeah someone had to say it

Have your tickle stuff, nsfw or not, I'm not here to judge, but if the media you're making can be confused/interrupted as NSFW very easily maybe be more aware of what characters you're including

this post got deleted i think lmaoo

silenced. its funny how i think someone was calling me an asshole for pointing it out too

"kamala harris doesn't even have any kids, she can't lead the country" i'm sorry is this fucking warrior cats

SHE HAS TO FIRST TRAIN AN APPRENTICE AND SHE HAS TO RECEIVE HER LIVES FROM STARCLAN

*donald trump voice* now listen to this one folks. kamalaheart hasn't even mentored an apprentice. can you believe that? she was made deputy of americaclan and she hasn't even mentored an apprentice. you can't do that. and you know why? because that breaks the warrior code. joewhisker is breaking the warrior code

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

reblog this post ONLY if you're older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI

fuck off dude

you can't be saying that white baby

yoooo theyre playing my fucking leitmotif in here this party rules (hearing it change to minor key) Oh Shit. Oh Fuck

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

Posts we're going to have to show the aliens to explain ourselves as a species #45469890

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

what do you mean they put hlvrai references in tf2 what do you mean valve knows about hlvrai

WHAT AT WHAT POINT WAS WHATTTT????????

images stolen from here im going insane

listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me

you deserve better than a guy who nuts and bolts