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but oh! but oh! how very blue the sea is.

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she/they, late 30's here for the unhinged gays, all flavors, but mostly Stranger Things at the moment (multi-ship) FkinKindaGauche on AO3 art in header and pfp from Abarat by Clive Barker

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Stranger Things

At the moment, the majority of my Stranger Things fics are Steddie, so the whole first part of this list is all Steddie as the pairing. I'm starting to branch out a little to Harringrove, and eventually will do some Metalsandwich. I'll put those in a separate spot at the end of this post. Full tags and content warnings are always in the linked post, either on Tumblr or AO3.

STEDDIE

Complete Chaptered Fics

Cocoon | Explicit | 36K | Omegaverse and No Upside Down AU with Steve, childfree by choice omega, hiring Eddie, an Alpha escort who helps unpaired omegas through heats.

The Unbearable Horniness of Steve | Explicit | 42K | Omegaverse and No Upside Down AU, O!Steve and A!Eddie, friends helping each other out with boners to lovers.

Someone To Bleed | Explicit | 60K | Steve gets turned into a vampire, sensual bloodsucking hijinks occur. Follow-up PWP one-shot, Jesus Died For Somebody's Sins, But Not Mine | Explicit | 3.5K.

Gourd Love Is Hard to Find | Explicit | 46K | Omegaverse and No Upside Down AU. O!Steve, lonely mid-30s teacher and owner of 4 cats finds a note in his door inquiring about his pumpkins.

PANDO | Explicit | 55K | Eddie comes back wrong in a very fungal way. Post-S4 fix-it with a lot of body horror and weird sex.

One Shots

Hot Knife | Explicit | 9K | Omegaverse, No Upside Down, College AU, O!Steve finds his flirtation attempts rebuffed for the first time in his life by a prickly alpha.

Put A Little Love In My Void | Explicit | 2.7K | PWP, Steve is a size queen and Eddie has a real big dick. That's it, that's the plot.

White and Rare and Full of All Kinds of Rage | CW: Rape/Non-Con| Explicit | 3.1 K | Steve picks up a strange hitchhiker during a snowstorm on Christmas Eve. The hitchhiker vanishes from his car, but has plans for Steve later.

The Indiana Lakers | Explicit | 2.3K | Eddie gives Steve a bad gift on an already bad Christmas morning.

A Golden Opportunity | Explicit | 3.1K | Eddie has a thing for Steve's elf costume. Turns out Argyle does too.

All I Ever Wanted Help With Was You | Explicit | 8.6K | Steve agrees to help Eddie out by pretending to be his human companion for a vampire gathering.

Possibly Maybe | Explicit | 16K | Eddie falls in love with the cookies from a shop run by an annoying alpha. Definitely just the cookies.

The Dog Ate Your Letter | Explicit | 5K | Eddie accidentally opens a very personal letter addressed to his hot next-door neighbor.

Somebody Has to Arrange the Matches | Explicit | 5K | Dustin decides that Eddie deserves to find love, and he's hell-bent on making it happen.

The Queerest of the Queer | Explicit | 3.5K | Alpha/Alpha boys being nasty with watersports.

Tumblr-Only Ficlets

Color coded by rating - General (green), Teen and Up (purple), Mature (orange), Explicit (red)

HARRINGROVE

Series

Mer!AU

The First Taste | Explicit | 6K | Billy Hargrove and Steve Harrington are members of a society of merfolk living in the Great Lakes. Billy agrees to teach his sister Max how to play the sport she's been trying to learn from Steve, Billy's rival. Things start to change.

Not A Fish, Out of Water | Teen and Up | 3K | Mermen Billy and Steve get sent above the water on a mission. The first order of business, finding clothes, doesn't go great for Steve.

A Helping Hand | Explicit | 2.5K | Steve discovers coffee, and Billy discovers jerking off.

Goldilocks

Goldilocks | Explicit | 8.5K | Omegaverse with secret Omega!Billy pretending to be an Alpha, and actual Alpha!Steve

As Is | Explicit | 28K | Omegaverse, continuation of Goldilocks. Steve and Billy's relationship continues to develop.

Might Tell You Tonight | Explicit | 5.6K | Five times Billy almost says he loves Steve, and one time he finally does.

One Shots

Please Please Please | Explicit | 3.5K | Billy once again embarrasses Steve at a party, but afterward reminds Steve why he keeps letting this happen.

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Other Stranger Things Ships

Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler

Fit Right Into Me | Explicit | 16K | Robin has been avoiding Nancy Wheeler since an erotic dream awakened some feelings in her. A chance meeting with a ruined coat brings them back into each other's lives again, with some interesting things learned about Nancy's proclivities.

Other Fandoms

The Locked Tomb/Gideon the Ninth

Show Your Bones | Explicit | 5K | Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus | Gideon Nav works in Aiglamene's used book store, which acquires the liquidated Nonagesimus library at auction following the death of the Reverend Mother and Father. Gideon finds some interesting letters hidden in some of the books, and meets the fascinating Reverend Daughter Harrowhark.

Our Flag Means Death

ain't got time to make no apology | Explicit | 3K | SteddyHands | Izzy really needs a bath, and Ed and Stede need some Izzy.

๐Ÿฑ Tempted to put in like 20 asks for this but i will rein myself in lol

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the cat lady fell down the ranks a bit, so don't worry ab it. I'll fight two mice for you <3

"I think I've heard of it before but no, not really."

"Well, all you have to know is that my paralysis demon is now round and orange. I swear to all I believe in, I could feel him pressing on my chest," he demonstrates by pressing a hand to his ribs, "while the other twoย were summoning the Dark Lord himself. That's how it sounded, at least."

Steph looks at him skeptically, calmly sipping on her coffee.ย 

"I think you're exaggerating a bit."

"I can't believe you didn't hear anything." Eddie widens his eyes at her. "One day you'll wake up and there will be a portal to Hell opened in your living room. Mark my words."

"I promise I'll give you a call." She shrugs, turning towards the toaster that just popped out their bread.ย 

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Hello my flower ๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŒป

Could you make some pirate/mermaid themed dividers? I have an AU pirate! Joel fic that Iโ€™m in the process of writing

Happy Tuesday and have a lovely day,

-Gi

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hi gi! I saw your fic post - it looks so good! I need to check it out ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’– and here you go, I hope these feel appropriately pirate-y and mermaid-y!

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โ›ฐ๏ธโ›ฐ๏ธ for WIP Weekend please!

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Thanks for the ask! So glad people seem interested in this one! Continued from here.

Hopper nodded. Before he could even open his mouth to speak, Pete crumpled to the floor in front of him, sobbing uncontrollably.

"CHRISSY!" he yelled over and over again. He pulled at his hair, so hard that clumps came out in his hands.

Hopper shifted awkwardly on the porch, looking over his shoulder. Several neighbors were poking their heads out of window and doors to watch the scene. Hopper squatted down in front of Pete and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Pete, maybe we should take this inside. Where's Clarissa?" Hopper looked over Pete's shoulder, expecting Pete's wife to have responded to the commotion, but she was nowhere to be seen.

Still a little time left to make me write!

weโ€™ve all heard about billy being self conscious about his scars, but consider this:ย billy thinking that the scars look hella cool (and wearing them like badges of honor because they remind him how strong he is for living through that)

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๐Ÿ™ for WIP weekend!

ahhh I'm so stoked for this!!!

This is Dame btw. Dame Zooms

I love that you feel I need your full government name of Dame Zooms to get who you are @dame-zoom-a-lot ๐Ÿคฃ

Continued from here.

He sat up. He couldn't see the water around him through the fog. He heard more splashing, like something large was breaching the water near him. The boat shook, pushed by something from below the water.

An object slid into view near Izzy's leg - a giant tentacle. It looked like the tentacles he'd seen on octopus, but at least 20 times larger than any he'd come across. Several other tentacles quickly joined the first, wrapping around the boat in a firm grip.

"Fuck," Izzy said as the tentacles all pulsed, crushing his rowboat to pieces.

Still a little time left to make me write!

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Continued from here.

As he was building himself a little bed in the boat out of rope and a sack, he heard something in the water. A loud splash, followed by a blast of noise. It was muffled, like it was coming from underwater, but still loud. Like it was being made by something quite large. It reminded him of whale vocalizations, but more frantic, sharper.

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For your WIP Weekend! From, talanashta! <3

Thanks for the ask @talanashta! Continued from here.

Just when he thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, a thick fog began to build over the water. So thick he could barely even see the boat beneath him. He stopped rowing. He couldn't see the stars anymore to navigate. There was no use continuing until the fog cleared.

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Okay, finally gonna get started on this fic, thanks for the ask to get me going!

He couldn't believe Ed had let that happen. Had let Stede cheat his way into winning a duel using a loophole, and then had let Izzy leave. Thinking about it started an ache in Izzy's chest that had nothing to do with rowing.

His stomach rumbled, and he wished for a moment that he'd grabbed Roach's fucking projectile of a sandwich out of the water on his way out. It was getting dark, and he still hadn't reached the Republic of Pirates. This was shaping up to be a very long night.

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i finished reading camp damascus yesterday so here's some unserious fancasts i came up with

KATHRYN NEWTON or SABRINA CARPENTER as ROSE DARLING

they're both blondes so it's book accurate, also i love kathryn and i would cast her in anything (especially as lesbian horror mc) and sabrina is a goofy choice alongside my willow casting

JENNA ORTEGA as WILLOW CROGALL

she will rock that bob with bangs, kiss girls and set things on fire!!!

JUSTICE SMITH as SAUL GREEN

justice smith in queer horror just makes sense also i think he'll be perfect as a gay punk who loves jesus and will take care of you (i love him)

DAN STEVENS or ROBERT PATTINSON as PASTOR PETE BEND

i'm type casting dan stevens based on his roles in abigail and cuckoo, and to be honest with you if pastor pete looked like robert i would also be seated at camp damascus (for gay reasons? not at all)

DAVID CROSS as DR. SMITH

my bf came up with this one and i still can't stop laughing at it bc it's hilarious, the chipmunks kidnapper as awful homophobic therapist

JOE CHREST as LUKE DARLING

from The Clueless Father (in lisa frankenstein) to The Evil Homophobic Jesus Stan Father

CATE BLANCHETT as LISA DARLING

milf um anyways she's blonde and pretty so it's book accurate also she's the first person i thought of

RACHEL ZEGLER as MARTINA

imagine having so strong lesbian thoughts about her that some anti-gay demon appears out of nowhere, i don't think i need to add anything

BILL SKARSKARD as ANTI-GAY DEMONS

yes. all of them.

thank you that's all, feel free to agree/disagree i had fun with it and wanted to share ;D

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