"(blank) with mama" is my absolute favorite trend in the past 3 years i hope it never goes away i hope we post with mama forever

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

i regret nothing

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

when you talk shit abt charli xcx in weho

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

Another ref as a treat to myself... this little lady's name is Comet! She was also originally designed by my friend, @deepseaspriteblog !

Give me that!

MINE. 

I love the way they hold and turn the turtle to face them like they’re gently scolding, before shooing them away lmao

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

dude leave me alone haha seriously stop it or I'll push the sharpened ends of my ribs through my sides and inject you with my venom

As it turns out, Herobrine is an actual username on Minecraft, confirming he’s real. I know this because Mineimator can go through minecraft java and grab the currently used skin of pretty much any java player ever created. And it turns out Herobrine is real, and he is currently wearing a cat onesie, and words can not express my fucking confusion.

MINECRAFT USER STEVE IS WEARING A MATCHING ONSIE

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands