Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

i love having EVIL TRANSGENDER headcanons

no one can stop me im using he/him pronouns for mafuyu

I finished Gentleman Hatsune Miku

@floofyhobbit

The Third Man (1949), dir. Carol Reed

so maybe i DO fantasise about being a rank and file foot soldier torn away from my humble life working on my family’s farm to fight for the rights of the common man against the tyrannies of king charles i and in the process catching the eye of my tall and handsome general who is forced by the constraints of rank to keep his distance but lowers his gaze as he rides past me with the wind catching his hair and the red sash bloodying his cuirasse brushing my shoulder whilst i clench my hands at my sides to avoid the temptation to reach out and later as we stand in line to face the king on the blasted field his eyes flick over to me as he gives orders and i clutch my musket in my gloved hands and listen for the call and when the battle is over and i am stumbling through the bodies i find him choking on his own blood amidst the churned earth and half-carry him back to the camp where i wait at his bedside with the sweat drying on my brow and my fingernails carving half-moons in my palms as the surgeons thread their needles and his heavy-lidded eyes hold mine just as they did on his white horse when the sun was high and the bold sash was the only memory of war’s stygian tongue and when the surgeons have cut and and carved and hewn i remain on the pretext of keeping watch over him as he sleeps and sit on a stool by his side with my hands carefully laid on the blankets and my eyes averted as i talk quietly and unthinkingly of a peaceful life on the edge of the moors with a few goats and an apple tree growing at the end of the garden and evenings by the fire with the brush of hard callouses and dark hair against the scarred and pitted map of my palms as in the background the ragged rasp of his breathing grows fainter and fainter and my hands lie like dead and silent things on the pale sheet as i watch the weak flutter of his pulse beneath the thin skin at his throat but that doesn’t make me

Stole this from my wife.

mg toy designers coming up with new weapons:

heart on a stick:

stick on a heart

star on a stick

clamshell

"lets just make SOMETHING shaped like a heart who gives a shit"

I FUCKING HATE DRAWING MEN *slaps myself and faints bc im dramatic like that*

2000's puppy sticker sheet - date/brand unknown

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

You can tell a lot about a queer person by which old man that they like

I like Roddy McDowall what does this mean

@floofyhobbit you like men with big ears.

T-T WHA

You can tell a lot about a queer person by which old man that they like

I like Roddy McDowall what does this mean

Why is jerma getting attacked by this small fuckin mouse these days. Can he get a cat or something

Oh i think that was a dream

that was real it just hasn't happened yet

I know they already did this with T'Pol but I really like it when they have some absurdly young looking Vulcan or other alien idc get offended at being called old and they're like "I'm not old I'm only 85 😐" since their lifespan is like 200+ and 80 really isn't old for them idk it's just so funny to me

I'm so confused how Spock is like in his 30's and looks like he's in his 30's then

is he a baby compared to them

spock is half human tho

yes