internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

this poem is about being nonbinary.

this is how it feels to be genderfluid in a homophobic surrounding

I am beginning to believe that the werewolf is not the problem here.

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

oh my god it is the legendary moon moon post

*whispers* ive only seen screenshots of a screenshot of this post *touches post gently* is this real

fUCK ITS THE REAL THING I FEEL SO HONORED.

*SCREAMS* ITS BACK

IVE FINALLY FOUND IT! ITS REALL

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST AN EDIT NOT REAL

After all these years, I have finally found it

The Moon Moon post

i’m a real wizard btw

Do you know any spells?

no.

You get a Sea Mullet

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

My own addition:

A lovely social media friend I barely! Knew! came to visit me for the first time. Like you do, I put them in my car and took them out for Chinese food and on the way home almost swerved into a truck.

I absolutely panicked trying to apologize and indicate I was glad I hadn't harmed them and wound up shouting "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KILL YOU!!!"

I was mortified but they fortunately found it hilarious.

I was mortified

but they fortunately found

it hilarious.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I've never drawn in the pokemon style, but I had to, no control

Poorly drawn Gible line

no way in hell

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

happy ides of march

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

he had it coming

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit