Heh I'm back I miss my bb girl nise channnnnn
*whisperwhispermumblewhisper*
thoughts on the Minecraft movie
You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE
I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?
I based this on a comic I saw on tumblr and obviously on the characters and setting of the "Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl" pilot animatic by Kiana Khansmith.
(For some reason YouTube links don’t get traction on tumblr, so let’s see if this works!)
Animated in Procreate Dreams.
HUH THIS IS SO PRETTY??? Beaaaaaauutiful animation oh my goddd. amazing work
i have no clue what is supposed to be happening here but i am a very big fan of this gif. where are they going……
Nothing suits them like being evil a suit
Possession posters
Mature content
more Ollie plz (only saw the one LEGO image under the tag)
Okay I went and tagged all the tumblr ones I think I could find.
There's a few Ollie doodles from bsky and twitter that I don't think necessarily made it to Tumblr so here they are:
There's some more on Patreon but those are uh... too spicy for this platform.
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“Steve Irwin of Los Espookies” gets me every time.