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emily โ€ข 28 โ€ข she/her โ€ข ny

I really like this website because somebody will be like โ€œthereโ€™s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlickerโ€ and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

These are wild animalsโ€ฆ Untamed Stallionsโ€ฆ

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they donโ€™t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

This is entirely indistinguishable from Bidenโ€™s State Dept press briefings on Gaza, btw.

The logic of domestic abuseโ€”โ€œI beat my wife because she deserves itโ€โ€”extrapolated to the sphere of geopolitics and genocide.

the surprising amount of art of furries shooting insane ropes but having a completely unaffected facial expression is so strange to me . and thats as an unemotive austistic person

i dont understand this genre of porn

me cumming my penis

itโ€™s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you donโ€™t even have to go out and buy anything.

Hay now, thatโ€™s how I-I get these locks of luscious emerald, the rockโ€™n roll lifestyle ainโ€™t for everyone mama

somehow, even after nearly twenty years of this damned website, theyโ€™re still coming up with new ideas

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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