pls gush abt ur f/os to me

imagine making a terribly cheesy pun—and tickling your f/o when they don’t laugh at it, then saying “woah, I didn’t think it was that funny!”

noah fence but being rescued from a kidnapping scenarios <3 

if your f/o doesn’t laugh at your stupid/bad/cringey jokes...drop them

imagine playing minecraft with your f/os

so many of them are not able to get through it because every time they see a flower, they pick it up and give it to you. eventually, you have to be like,

“babe this is so sweet, but you’ve already given me 64 flowers, I can’t hold anymore.”

“that’s just of the red ones! see, this is a purple one, you have room for that one.”

also they get offended if you try and make more room in your inventory by putting the flowers in a chest.

“all of my f/os hang out and are best friends!”

no. all of my f/os hate each other and if I ever put them in the same room they would battle royale it out for my hand in marriage

the trope where a pair of people go undercover as a married couple and have to do married couple things in public so as not to blow their cover, but then in private they start doing those same things and one of them eventually says. ‘you know we’re not actually married, right?’ and the other person’s entire world comes crashing down on them as they remember that fact because they enjoyed pretending to be married to that person > literally any other trope

Imagine you having a fear of storms and your f/o’s first instinct is to cuddle with you until you feel better. 🥺

the most romantic thing in the world is when your f/o is fluent in another language and the first phrase they teach you when you ask is ‘I love you’.

Imagine that you and your F/Os have travel-size plushies of each other.

a message to my past f/os

I didn’t finish typing this post before I fell asleep and woke up to this

fuck parents, meeting ur f/os sibling(s) is the new thing

It’s late and you’re snuggling in with your f/o for the night. they notice that you choose not to place your head against their chest and they decide to ask you about it. though it’s not all that embarrassing, you still blush. most people find listening to someone’s heartbeat as they cuddle romantic, but you on the other hand...well, let’s just say that that is the opposite for you. constantly hearing someone’s heartbeat in your ear is sensory overload for you. when you explain this to your f/o, they don’t sneer or roll their eyes at you. they understand, and are always aware of their cuddling positions with you from then on.

ur f/os canon love interest isn’t real, have a great day