Around the Deep End

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

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Another hit post from God themself

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

The gazebo can best any champion, save the noble cheetah

The gazebo can

best any champion, save

the noble cheetah

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

a flock of birds, a crow family — everything aside, despite viago's frosty, stern demeanor I think both he and teia care about rook like family, in a way that goes past the pretenses of being a crow or just part of house de riva, they're literally found family to meeeeee

every leverage dynamic ⮎ alec hardison & eliot spencer & parker

Lace Harding

I was literally fascinated by this little sunflower. She's adorable! 🌻

Sorvus meme compilation cause they are so funny to me

"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"

But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.

It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?

An Orpheus who didn't turn around is an Orpheus who never walked down in the first place

...

SHIT

um, can you play a song with a beat?

I think Seven of Nine would approach Tuvok like 'I am unaccustomed to being alone but the other crew members keep trying to socialise with me and I don't care for it. I've judged you the member of the crew least likely to engage in meaningless social interactions. I would like to spend some time with you.' And Tuvok is like 'that is logical. You may join me in my quarters this evening.'

She comes over and stands motionless by the wall while he sits and works on his reports and personal log. After 3 hours she's like 'that was satisfactory. I will join you again next week' and he's like 'acceptable'.

It's a major event in both of their social calendars.

eventually Tom Paris notices Seven coming and going from Tuvok's quarters and goes to B'elenna like 'I think Tuvok and Seven are having an affair' and she's like 'Tom that's ridiculous, it's Tuvok. he's the least likely person in the universe to have an affair. There's no way.' and he's like 'no no I'm telling you they're having an affair. you gotta talk to Seven woman on woman and get the dirt' and she's like 'ugh fine'

so she comes back to him like 'I spoke to Seven and she says she likes to spend time with Tuvok because he doesn't try to make conversation' and he's like 'see they're having an affair. no conversation straight to business.' and B'elanna is like 'Seven literally never lies because she used to be a borg' and he's like 'okay well borg don't have affairs either' and she's like 'what would it take to convince you that you're wrong? hacking into the security feed of Tuvok's quarters?' and he's like 'yes. let's do that.'

so they hack into the security feed of Tuvok's quarters and stand there watching the entire recording of Seven standing by the wall while Tuvok silently reads a book and afterwards Tom is like 'honestly? this is a lot weirder than if they were just having an affair and I'm very uncomfortable.'

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

I feel like this would get Space HR involved eventually

is this anything?

…they are millennials (oh my god they are millennials)

(based on text posts by @hermanngottliebsuggestion​ and @newtongeiszlersuggestion​)

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