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everyone has kinks dipshit

@foxgirlbelly

it came free with your fucking libido
jade, they/she this blog is 18+! minors go away main blog: @zangoonse

hello! the name's jade, pronouns they/she

this is not a place of minor. no sfw deeds are esteemed here. (which is to say this blog is 18+)

if i accidentally reblog something here from a minor, please let me know!

main blog: @zangoonse

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had in my head the concept of robots with lava lamp bellies, got around to drawing them

the idea is they make for space heaters and lava lamps, among other things. they come in different aesthetic models and lava colors

i might have contracted a brain-rot in the process

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Mature content: Sexual themes

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ok so i sorta vaguely knew about the existence of honeypot ants but i did not know that the colonies designate ants to be ‘repletes ’ (essentially food storage units) & take turns gathering food to fill them with til they’ve blown up to the size of a grape. getting as fat as possible is their full time job. pigs? cows? never heard of her. honeypot ants win sluttiest animal

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Strange necklace

Lugia finds a discarded full incense and assumes it to be a necklace. They are mistaken. Thanks to their new turgid state, this Lugia will have quite a bit of time to contemplate the weight of their misjudgment up in the stratosphere. Patreon Bluesky Carrrd

im at the buffet stuffing myself serious. like an adult.

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