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@zangoonse / zangoonse.tumblr.com

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why are you all following us here. go follow our art blog or one of our fandom blogs. we don't even post about zangoose here

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welcome to the

(where we don't post about zangoose and the only zangoose barely ever even fronts)

system members: (list in alt text)

sideblogs:

  • """"furry"""" @transraichu (that is also where we actually post about zangoose. this blog contains minimal amounts of actual zangoose despite being themed around it. well other than being partially run by one)
  • kirby @hyperzone1
  • sonic the hedgehog @infinitedideverythingwrong
  • 18+ @foxgirlbelly

we've opted to get rid of our dni because we're chronically bad at phrasing things. basically just don't follow if you don't want us following you back, and also we block liberally

one thing i will say is that if you have "mspec lesbians" in your dni you should probably think critically about why you think that's bad and where you may have heard those arguments before in other contexts. and also why you gaf.

also our stance on endo discourse is that you know better than we do whether or not there are multiple people in your brain and how they got there. and also it doesn't hurt anyone so why would we gaf

if we already have you blocked and we've never interacted there's an ~80% chance it's because you blazed a post. idk maybe don't give money to a corporation that's trying to silence people like us and bully us off their platform next time you want to mildly annoy a thousand or so tumblr users

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

I love overeating on purpose! I love unabashed indulgence! I love shamelessly showing off how much you can eat because you just love eating! Food is delicious and meant to be enjoyed!

i swear to god this wasn’t staged

Audio Transcript

This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere

I have no Fucking idea where he is. I have dug out this entire Fucking WALL and it’s like. “Okay maybe he’s lower down to the ground but I go down to here.”

(Pauses)

(Distant zombie noise)

Its further away! So it’s like “okay, why don’t I just kind of position myself in a way that I can approximate where it’s coming from?”

Is it coming from up there?

Well, theres noth-OH GOD

{End transcript}

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

ghost stories are alarmingly easy to spread tbh

when I was like ten I was walking back from the chip shop near my gran's house with a neighbour and we took a short cut down an alley which was enclosed by garages except for one part which was wire fenced and led to the electricity shack

and while I was walking I chucked a chip over the fence. the girl walking with me, C, reasonably asks why I did that

"oh, don't you know?" I say, as if I'm not equally out of my own loop

she shakes her head. the enclosed alleyway has no streetlights. it's after dark. the shack is isolated in the distance.

"a little girl who lived up on the court climbed the fence once on a dare. she went up to the shack and touched it, but there was a wire sticking out, and when she touched it, she got electrocuted and died, right there. if you come back in the daylight, you can still see the black mark."

[editor's note: the court was the smaller road off the side of the crescent, which was the one C's family and my gran lived on. the houses there were slightly more expensive and newer, almost all occupied by wealthy commuters to the city, where most of the crescent houses were occupied by retirees and locals who worked on the trading estate. naturally, crescent kids hated the court. houses there got bricked about once a month.]

"no she didn't," C says

I made up this story for absolutely no reason and with no plan, but I'm not gonna back down now. "sure she did. and if you go past on your way back from the shops and you don't leave her an offering, she'll follow you home through the streetlights. one flickers behind you, then the next, then the next, until you get home. and then the lights start to flocked inside the house. even if you turn out all the electrics before bed, it'll be too late. she's inside. and you'll wake up on the night and see her, and she'll be so awful to see it'll stop your heart."

[editor's note: the streetlights always flickered. this was because our neighbour monkey george kept setting the junction boxes on fire]

"I never did before and she never followed me home!"

"do you come down the alley after dark? or do you take the main road with the streetlights?" I knew she didn't use the shortcut, because I'd been the one to talk her into it that night. she was three years younger than me and scared of the dark.

C claims not to believe me, but she throws a chip over the fence too, and walks the rest of the way looking over her shoulder. I get to pride myself for the night on being good at scary stories, and don't think much more about it.

fast forward six or seven years. I'm back in town. I'm on my way back from the chip shop, taking the same shortcut home. ahead of me on the road are a couple of kids I vaguely recognise as old playmates' younger siblings.

they stop, and I watch one fish out three sweeties from the pack they're sharing. they take one each and throw them over the fence. they carry on walking.

I realise that this is probably my fault, as are any resulting pest control issues around the old electricity shack.

when I get to the fence, I throw a chip over.

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