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I just think that if nintendo is going to create a feature that even gets a dedicated button as part of the selling point then you should not need to pay a subscription service just to use it
having a button that you can’t press unless you wanna spend money means that nintendo has recreated the experience of accidentally pressing the internet button on your flip phone and you go you fuckfuckfuck as you try to back out as fast as possible before it charges your parents
this weird bird flew into the living room & does not appear to be leaving.
a very classic harpy, because i've wanted to make one for a while. she is definitely a prototype, and i would like to add more poseability in a future iteration, but i still love her.
i thought she might go well with my housecat sphinx, but the facial stylization doesn't really match. regardless, they look cozy.
genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken's awful pet with lead poisoning
important thing i forgot to mention: i looked this up bc adam read a thing about how dicken's pet was an inspiration for poe's "the raven" and we were like "well thats not true" but now that ive looked it up, i believe it
Yep! Dickens cited Grip as inspiration for the talking raven in his novel Barnaby Rudge, and Poe was one of its earliest critics (literary critic here being a career title, poe quite liked the work), and he spent time in his review discussing how raven could have been utilized to a stronger effect. Some time later, he used that concept in The Raven.
Dickens was distraught at Grip's passing and had him preserved. He currently resides in the US, in the Free Library of Philadelphia's rare books archive in Pennsylvania and can be visited with appointment.
@hydrofelicity Good stranger, pray do not hide this gem amongst the tags
Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv.
evergreen
I'm sorry but are there people that were born before 2007 on this site because like we've already had a bunch of cyclical waves of capitalist crises that were worse than the great depression like you have to be at least 13 to post on tumblr and 2007-2008 was-
witches !!
i caved and made one of these. i will not pretend that half of these are good cause they are not. for reference i have scored less than 10 on every one of these quizzes ive taken. i have an abysmal taste in movies. if youve seen all of these im worried about you.
please let me know your opinions please tear me apart i want to hear it
he needs it….
You know, with all the trouble over the live action Snow White remake and how long it's actually taken to make it, it would have been the perfect opportunity for another studio to make a film about Adriana Caselotti, who voiced Snow White but wasn't even told she was working on a full length film and only realised it at the premiere, was paid only $970 (roughly $21,217 in 2024) for the job, wasn't credited for the role and basically had her career in films ruined before it even started, because dear old Walt Disney refused to let her take other roles: 'I'm sorry, but that voice can't be used anywhere. I don't want to spoil the illusion of Snow White.'
the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"
letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen
ingredients: 1 grain of dust.
step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust
When I see someone in a Tesla I don’t necessarily think “here’s a guy who loves Adolf Hitler” because they could have bought it several years ago before this stupid bullshit. However when I see a cyber truck I do think this.
Yesterday I saw a Tesla with one of those "I bought it before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper stickers but I know enough about number plates to know that that car was bought in the last 18 months so I'm not sure what's with the "we" like I think maybe you just weren't paying attention.
Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas
i spoke to a music business person and they said i should try to stay relevant by posting things that seem intimate yet relatable to fans in a way that makes them feel like we're connecting on a deep level, so just letting you guys know i did a really good cum yesterday hope that makes you stream my song <3
I think he likes it
I really feel like the posts by bigfoots biggest fan speak to me. They like to cum, I like to cum too!
They are so relatable, I really want to listen to more of their music now!
Yay, thankyou! Survey to help prove to the music executives how much people love Bigfoot's Biggest Fan and/or cumming:
We assume this is what the Prime Minister was talking about today when he said the nation will be heading to the polls
still better than Murdoch
Reminder that if you're learning about the election from the cum poll, don't forget to register to vote https://www.aec.gov.au/enrol/
pov: trying to enjoy slurs on mobile after reading about bigfoot’s biggest fan’s biggest cum
Well, this election's off to about a good a start as we should have expected
never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.
how dare you say we put jam in the printer
If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days
"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit
