love this gimmick

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"

A Man of Few Words

4/4/2025

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

creature

@creatures-in-posts

Confirmed creature post

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

when my husband's hair gets tangled his general go-to is to just yank at the knots with a comb "because I have straight hair, that's what you do", he said (I have hip length curly hair so like. shut up lmfao that's not it at all) so when I learned this I told him it was stupid, and then made him comes sit so I could tease out his knots and comb his hair for him

so now when he comes home from metal shows he sits on the edge of the bed, watching whatever I was watching when he came in, and tells me all about the show while I comb his hair for him and work out all the knots he got in the pit

anyway, this is just to say that I love him very much, and also, you should not accept petty hurts, you deserve to be happy and also not in pain, and you should surround yourself with people who love you enough to help you not hurt

@creatures-in-posts is this a creatire?

hmmm…

My train was late. AGAIN.

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett

Amanda Kate Walker - Deer, 2024 - Acrylic on raw canvas

Amanda Kate Walker (American, 1975)

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

“They’re written by a woman” “they’re written by a man” is just another way gen z has reinvented gender norms but make it cool and edgy and a little queer and hopefully no one will notice that they’ve reinvented gender norms and actually are misogynistic

Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this