maybe don't post every thought you have
suck me from behind or dont. sorry
maybe don't post every thought you have
suck me from behind or dont. sorry
Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
Small excerpt from AGE OF ROT. Some copies still left
One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway
I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person
My Rabbi: Shabbat observance is about rest - where we abstain from all sorts of work such as creation. It recenters us, and most importantly, gives a lot of us a break from our chaotic creative habits. (Looks at me pointedly )
Me: (with paint splatters all the way up my arms, sore wrists, and eye bags from routinely staying up till 4 AM to write.) i personally have no idea what you possibly could be talking about .
m,y tuube:)
Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society
Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???
My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah