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French Tugboat

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i once sang lieder in a drag show about death while dressed in tentacles while piloting a sandwich
30s, magneto was fucking right, queer, nonbinary, they/them, software dev, death positive, musician, filthy anarchist

Hey australians, do you hate AI? Do you see healthcare professionals?

It's time to email the reception of literally every single person you see that is covered by AHPRA to ask if they record or your sessions (!!!!) so a shitty AI service can create notes for them.

One of the most prevalent is called 'Heidi AI'. They operate internationally just FYI. They're also not the only company.

If you email reception something like:

'Can you please clarify whether Heidi or other AI transcription or session note services are used at this practice/by <doctor name>?

Please put on my file that I DO NOT CONSENT to Heidi or any other AI services of any kind, including recording, transcription, note taking, or summary service to be used for my appointments under any circumstances.'

If they suggest (or confirm) they've been using it or services like it without explicitly asking for your consent, report them to AHPRA. It's not something that's going to get them struck off, or even disciplined at all, but letting AHPRA know that you support their views on AI and ethics is important! Letting the registration boards know that patients do not support this shit being used without even asking is an issue important to you. Letting AHPRA keep a note on file that the particular providers don't ask for consent before deeply invading their patients' privacy is helpful.

AHPRA has very clear (and correct!) opinions that healthcare staff need to be clear and ask consent before using these products.

Here's AHPRA's page about professional ethics and AI:

If the healthcare providers try to rebut with how good it is, how safe your data is, or that everything is stored on australian servers, tell them to get fucked. Seriously, tell them tumblr user frenchtugboat will personally fucking kneecap them. I absolutely fucking will, with exploding hammers and all that as the joke goes. As an australian software dev who has worked in the regulatory spheres of education, finance, and now healthcare, BY FUCKING LAW our data has to be stored on australian servers. It's also totally meaningless where the servers are (I won't rant about it here but it doesn't really make a fucking difference). Just FYI, a first name (ya know, the name you're most likely to share with other people) and a post code is enough to be able to link 'anonymised' and 'pseudonymised' data with you, that's without the deeply personal and identifying shit you may discuss with your psychiatrist, psychologist, or GP. Date of birth, gender, and post code is another winning combo that I guarantee your health providers' have on file associated with these AI services' data. There is no way for this data that is transmitted and stored (which it generally must be in education/finance/health, for years years, by law) to be actually properly anonymous. It is simply not possible. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is either a fucking idiot or is a fucking idiot who is lying to you. Seriously, this shit is not fucking safe.

They get these talking points from the product website/materials like those of Heidi which repeatedly insist in their marketing to healthcare professionals that you don't actually need to get patient/client consent to use their product. These people have no fucking clue what they're talking about; they're just repeating the talking points they've been fed. If you get an interesting rebuttal to which you don't know how to respond, hit me up and I'll help you understand it. 'No' or 'I fucking told you I don't fucking consent you fucking dolt whose decade plus of post-secondary education has been a shameful shambolic fucking waste' are complete sentences regardless. I know it's damn near impossible out there with essentially nobody bull billing (thanks to medicare rebate freezes! Another thing used to justify the use of these bullshit services!) or finally finding a psychiatrist who isn't kinda brain dead, but please, drop a line to AHPRA to let them know if it has been used without you being notified let alone actually asking for your fucking consent.

tl;dr your doctors etc. are probably using privacy invading AI slop and you should report them to AHPRA if they do

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

Btw don't believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It's been free since the 90s. It's very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me

MY MOM JUST MADE THIS PATTERN EVERYONE LOOK

YOU CAN DO IT IN SO MANY COLORS

I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

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“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.

It’s so interesting how heavily gendered baby clothes are an extremely modern phenomenon like even in the midcentury period baby clothes were often the same cut and color for baby boys and baby girls but now you can’t put your son in a pink romper and you have to use baby glue to affix a flower to your daughter’s head so everyone knows she’s a little girl.

Return to androgynous baby. Nobody needs to know what that thing has going on except you.

Let the baby decide when they’re good and ready. Tbh.

Baby's gonna poo and drool and yuck up most day to day outfits anyway

I have friends who did this (let the baby decide) and when he was about 5, he decided he's a boy. I have no idea what's going on under that kid's clothes, and I think that's fucking great. That's so very Not My Fucking Business. And the kid has worn whatever he wants to pretty much from moment one.

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

Common things in the notes:

  • I'm over 30 and I wholeheartedly agree with this
  • I'm under 30 and this still applies
  • I'm over 30 and my joints are just fine
  • no, I want the characters to suffer afterwards for their impulsive decisions
  • whenever I read smut that has the characters take time to get pillows and consider joints and angles, that makes my whole day
  • but what if his wife has filled the house with chintz

alancummingreally I wore this suit to the Met gala centuries ago in protest at being told to shut up and keep out of politics during the Iraq war, but I think today its message is even more prescient and vital.

The quote is by the great Audre Lord and the suit was designed by Stephen Cirona.

One thing I love Ollie for is that he likes to hang out with me when I do art and when I go too long or past his regular food or our collective bedtime he’ll move closer and closer an inch at a time until I can no longer see what I’m doing and have to take a break

You can never experience watching your favourite show for the first time again, but you CAN convince someone else to watch your favourite show and vicariously enjoy all their raw reactions to seeing it for the first time, which is honestly nearly as good.

pro tip if you have a baby

you have about 7-8 years max before someone tells them that darth vader is luke's father. you don't want this to happen. you want them to find out from the empire strikes back.

generally i recommend trying the summer before first grade as their star wars introduction as a result. pick a rainy day, have a movie marathon maybe.

but however you choose to do it, watch their face instead of the screen during No. I am your father.

please trust me. you want to see your kid experience it. you want to see what their face does with this information.

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