i am evil and gay and love to complain

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

Blowjobs used to be illegal lmao

Skdnsndnsnd

imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

yeah cause thou art so well otherwise, tumblr user currently crying about Lancelot

you know what verily i deserv’d this

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

An amateur orchid grower works in the window of his greenhouse in Silver Spring, Maryland, April 1971.Photograph by Gordon Gahan, National Geographic

the lord is our shepherd

white people dont even say "its may i go to the bathroom" any more. now they just wander the desert, looking for answers and finding none

Bob Peak illustrations for Camelot (1967)

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

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New York

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

lovers lost in a forest

certified iconic post

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit