they didnt know any better

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

our FARTher who SHART in heaven

weird train of thought but sometimes i wonder what it would be like if changing your pronouns was divorced from the concept of transitioning and more so seen as a way of deconstructing language. do you know how many weird middle aged artist dudes i know who would probably go by neopronouns as an artistic statement if it wasn’t seen as a trans thing? im not saying this is a better option or anything really, just. sort of saying that i think that the act of changing pronouns is sort of an inherintly interesting artistic act and i wonder how it could be contextualized outside of transition.

i met someone outside the bar the other night whose pronouns were we/us and frankly i think we might be onto something with that one. like, i was barely in the smoker's zone for thirty seconds, just waiting for my wife to pull the car around, and we made good eye contact, introduced ourself, told me we were trying harder to make connections with strangers in the face of rising fascism. i got in the very full car and immediately told everyone about us, about the subordination of gender identity to a moral/political position, and how meeting us had extremely freaked my bean even in a very brief exchange. i'm not sure i'm willing to do that, but i'm gonna be thinking about us for a very long time.

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.

The people yearn for Star Trek nutrient cubes

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

happy trans day of visibility

@cistails

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

i saw a "I bought this before Elon went crazy" on one of the local cybertrucks, like no you absolutely did not, you just werent paying attention

there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.

if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.

this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.

of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?

boaty.

Woah mama we all go to hell

Favorite adderall review

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

I relistened to some taz balance recently and man… what a good time

Here’s a Taako redraw for old time’s sake!! The original drawing was from 2019 and you can see it here

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

my robot girlfriend when i forget her coffee in the morning before she goes to work