I was thinking about how Tom said he was surprised by how much people got invested in Amanda and Clarissa, and so I’m wondering: how many other sapphics on here relate to Amanda’s story? Because, like… I know that’s why I latched on to her so much.

Okay, I realise we all joke about this, but there’s genuinely nothing that compares to the happiness I feel when I hear either the livestream intro music or Sam’s iconic opening

hey, now. it may seem bad, but one day you'll find a group of comedians to become obsessed with, and you'll be happy again :)

sam's ability to stare emotionlessly into the ether whilst saying the most unhinged and/or deplorable shit will never not be impressive to me

why does he serve so much cunt

This is a set of 4 polls. Thank you to the anonymous contributor for the suggestion!

Sometimes Tom reminds me of one of those inflatable tube guys

Spot the difference

THREE MEN ON A SHIP 🗣️‼️ WE USED TO BE FIFTY-FOUR ‼️‼️

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

That whole “do you think we find each other in every life” except it’s shoot from the hip and they are the same four idiots(affectionate) playing different characters together but each one has a least slightly a core piece that makes each of the guys THEM and so basically canonically any and every romance and best friendship is the characters finding each other across timelines and in every life-

Derek and Titch is just Clarissa and Amanda finding each other again but being romantic soulmates this time

The Spirit of Somerset and his friend is just remnants of Mary and Johnson finding each other and getting to be young and grow old together

Toby and Pot Head Wife are just the happy ending Bubba and Jemimah who will always be together. 

John James and Cindy are the whispers of Jean-Claud and Sarah- their love strong enough to face the test of time. 

I could go on. But I think you get the point. 

Idk I love them.

I have this feeling that like- dating one of the Shoot From The Hip boys is kinda like going to the store and wanting to buy your favorite flavor of like… gatorade or smth idk- but the only way you can buy it is in like a multipack- and the other flavors are like fine but you really just wanted that singular one flavor- but your options are either the multipack or no drink at all so obvi you chose the multipack. 

So... i did something loll

I love textposts so much and i just had to do it, hope you guys enjoy :D

(btw the "court" one is from their change game, i forgot to put it on the image lol and pls ignore the edges of the images, i was too lazy to cut it out while editing)

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

im so emotional about ashen and ellorie (from the bitter sweethearts patreon campaign),,,, that is his DAUGHTER thank you very much so heres them singing along to the music in the inn near the start of part two