due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes

alexis nearly made it one game without an attempt on his life 💔

someone break this blond bitches hands

federico chiesa to me is like a beautiful bug that i see in the middle of the road while i'm on a walk so i pick him up and place him gently on the grass so he doesn't get run over by a car

CONOR BRADLEY INSTANT IMPACT

taking cody off instead of sorting out our backline is sooooo

"you attract what you fear" aahhh a liverpool goal from a corner i'm so scared