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Hello! I'm Marissa 26(f), self shipper. this blog is really just anything I like! Icon by Candyheartedchy! Fos of mine
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Reblogged egberts

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

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Reblogged egberts

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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Reblogged mikudave

people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right

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house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

Candy gets recruited by Quackerjack to join the Fearsome Four after the two crossed paths and become unhinged friends. While apart of the team, Candy accidentally catches the attention of Bushroot since she has no filter during her ‘Sugar Rush’ state and says whatever crosses her mind, which includes her flirting with him and not realizing what she’s doing until her rush wears off and becomes humiliated afterwards.

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Reblogged egberts

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

hey guys guess what happened again just now

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