THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006) dir. David Frankel
How I imagine Mary I of England would have looked like
I performed a facial reconstruction of Mary I of England, using Mark Satchwill's "Portrait of a Tudor Lady" as the reference. I then digitally enhanced the artwork by drawing over it, refining the final image with adjustments in Lightroom Photoshop app to enhance highlights and hues. All my credits go to Mark Satchwill !
(…) And this further I say unto you in the word of a prince, I cannot tell how naturally a mother loveth her children, for I was never the mother of any, but certainly a prince and governor may as naturally and as earnestly love subjects, as the mother doth her child. Then assure yourselves, that I being sovereign lady and queen, do as earnestly and as tenderly love and favour you. (…)
And (…) I have hitherto lived a virgin, and doubting nothing but with God’s grace shall as well be able so to live still. But if as my progenitors have done before, it might please God that I might leave some fruit of my body behind me to be your governor, I trust you would not only rejoice there at, but also I know it would be to your great comfort.
—Queen Mary I’s speech at Guildhall, during the Wyatt Rebellion in 1554.
Not only was Queen Mary I the original ‘Mother of the Nation’ but also the original ‘Virgin Queen’. Both titles were stolen from her by her sister and her propaganda.
THE WITCH (2015) dir. Robert Eggers
who are you fucking
im fucking tired bitch that’s who
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
imma say something controversial but found footage horror when done by people with a gigantic budget suck. found footage horror has and will always belong to amateur horror directors with their cheap camera, friends as their actors, and some random location
someone just said i’m gatekeeping poverty 💀 from billion dollar studios ? absolutely
spending time with ppl who love u will save u
is losing friendships part of growing up or am i an unbeareable cunt
the girls are fighting 👀
girls be like . ooh new bruise
Mean Girls (2024) dir. Mark Waters