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Reblogged skunkbert
the best time to get into Homestuck was 2009. the second best time is now
Reblogged kirbydreamr
So very crash!
Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?
Just gonna leave this right here for you OP @sadguysontradingfloors
Reblogged gurgling-crabs
bro i don't mean to alarm you but i think the all seeing eye of providence is watching
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Source: reddit.com
Reblogged mythmonster
Dust bunny
How did I miss that?
You lack my quick wit and fat ass
PHRASE ADDED!
- "You lack my quick wit and fat ass"
Reblogged dumtranskitty-3
giratinagirldick
holding you between my big metallic mandibles
giratinagirldick
like this btw. thats u. and thats me.
Reblogged jacobtheloofah
Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy
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It's a good prank when the person you pranked immediately wants in on it, and it doesn't cause any harm.
Reblogged skunkbert
it's called the switch 2 because you turn 2 degrees and walk away
its called the switch 2 because you switch 2 a cheaper hobby
Reblogged esthermika
"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".
but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an
the prophecy . . .
Reblogged hotvampireadjacent
Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…
justlittlefrogthings
Disturbing My Afternoon Nap
eliteshielder
im sorry sir
justlittlefrogthings
Put Me Back Of Sleep
Reblogged robotgirlservos
happiness is a warm puppy