Álaster's Nest

big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

wait how could i forget him. mr gilbert the king of this genre.

give it to me you piece of shit console

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

They gave Zelda Siri

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

heard a British guy on tiktok casually refer to the Malvinas Islands as a part of "British colonial PAST" and I had to stare into the camera like in the office like brother that is the cognitive level we are dealing with today *sighs*

Fueron, son y serán nuestras.

mouse artist who doesnt feel the need to explain the meaning behind their art: I think it squeaks for itself

why is everything so big and round on my dash

staff: how can we make this website worse? oh how about we make the icons huge so the post takes up 95% of the screen and people can only see half of someone’s art or edit at a time lol also huge inconvenient follow button where people scroll

what you think of this world