Riley Park: *walking behind the group* “You all better slow the fuck down or I’ll kick your kneecaps in. I have tiny legs and a frozen Margarita.”
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Elain and Lucien coloured sketch by @kotikomori / kotikomori!
Lucile Jameson: “Uncle B? I need you to explain weather.” *lifting her phone to film*
Bruce Banner: “Uhhh. That’s a complicated question. What about the weather? What specifically?”
Lucile Jameson: “I need you to be quick, this is going on Tik Tok.”
Bruce Banner: “Well. The atmosphere is constantly in motion. This motion means-.”
Lucile Jameson: “Quicker. Let’s try one word? Describe weather in one word.”
Clint Barton: “What the f is this?”
Steve Rogers: “It’s a comprehensive list of all improvements that can be made to the tower.”
Clint Barton: “Why?”
Steve Rogers: “Tony said something about how you’re the HOA. I had to ask him for a definition, but once he provided one-.”
Clint Barton: “What’d he say?”
Steve Rogers: “He said you’re the one who will be receiving the complaints. And that you’d most enjoy enforcing the house rules. Something about the title of ‘Karen’-.”
Clint Barton: “ANTHONY STARK!”
Natasha Romanoff: “I don’t know if I want to meet your cousin. She sounds exhausting.”
Bruce Banner: “Hold on; I’m not entirely comfortable with how that was phrased.”
Natasha Romanoff: “When she's here, you always have a headache, you're tired, and you’re on edge. I'm not sure she brings out a positive side.”
Bruce Banner: “I don’t know what you mean.”
Natasha Romanoff: “You slept for three days after she left last month.”
Bruce Banner: “…I see what you mean.”