does anyone remember that scene in season five where lucifer reveals that like most of the people in sam’s life were actually demons. like his prom date and college pals and stuff? i think the real kicker would’ve been if that teacher from after school special, the one who encouraged him to go to college, turned out to be demon. like. no i didn’t tell you to go to college bc i believe in you i just wanted you cut off and isolated
i do honestly think kevin would want to vent to ppl on the internet but no one would believe his batshit insane experiences so he just posts his stories in the form of supernatural fanfics . so ppl are like “if anyone wants fic recs with ocs, theres this one guy who writes about this kevin guy who knows the winchesters and honestly i cant tell if its self insert or not bc he seems to really hate the guys. VERY well written tho, if you dont mind something thats both dean and sam critical, i recommend”
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his comment sections are like
supernaturalfangirl334547: ur a rlly good writer but dean seems ooc in this fic
prophetkevin: no he isnt i was there have a nice day
StressedGayWriter: wow, you make such a compelling story its almost canon to me! i love sam and dean but honestly i think i like kevin better now…..never expected that to happen with someones oc!!
prophetkevin: thats the goal tune in next week where i post a chapter about kevin throwing a party in the bunker with extremely loud music while the winchesters are hungover
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putting so many insane HCs in this fic like a) Zachariah sent in all the pesky annoying angels at first to literally just open up a passage into hell and probably die while doing it so Michael and everyone else could go in later and get The Righteous Man and b) Castiel got impatient when he had to wait for more than five demon smitings and was like fuck it I'm just gonna go get the guy so we can leave i wanna go home and watch that guy with the kite again.
after the events of 10x05 fanfiction when dean is reminded of adam’s existence AND the fact that he’s still in the cage he says to sam, like, “hey, do you think we should, like, do something about that? try to save him?” and sam thinks about the two hundred years in the cage where michael & adam were too busy batting their eyelashes at each other and comparing hand sizes to prevent literally any of the personalized torture sam was facing by way of the devil and he’s like “nah i’m good actually. fuck them kids”
adam as himself and michael presenting himself in the cage as a visualization of adam’s body the way lucifer appeared to sam as nick holding their hands up together giggling like “omg theyre the EXACT same size” and out of focus in the far background sam’s in the active process of getting crucified
i know dean is supposedly a reckless driver in canon but in my heart of hearts the most he does is drive ten miles over the limit on the freeway. if you live your life constantly on the run from the cops while driving in a car you have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with, i think it would only make sense to drive somewhat cautiously! cas, however, has no fear of dying or of god and has both phenomenal reaction timing and a lead foot. he does not obey traffic laws because it doesn’t occur to him to care about them or to make a turn that doesn’t have his tires shrieking
this is substantiated by the canonical fact that cas, upon discovering that he has run out of gasoline, simply leaves his car in the middle of the road and walks away
the thing about 5x03/5x04 is that we're shown dean comparing him and cas the thelma and louise, and then we're shown the quick bam bam bam bam sequence of dean saying "there's only two things i know for certain, one, bert and ernie are gay, and two, you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch," and THEN taking cas to a brothel where cas is clearly uncomfortable and uninterested and THEN when cas fucks it up them going on their merry way with dean's promise unfulfilled and THEN a cut to the next day. and then in 5x04 we're shown a future in which cas, in the process of following dean to the ends of the earth (literally), has become a distinctly limp-wristed practitioner of deviant sexual acts whose first line is "i thought you'd gotten over trying to label me," while dean of this future has proved himself incapable of stable normative heterosexual coupling, and cas is clearly still, despite his fall and his drug habit and everything else, clearly dean's most trusted, the only person whose criticism dean will take, and when dean's apparent girlfriend-of-the-month gets pissed at dean for cheating on her, cas looks down and laughs bitterly. as though he can relate. demented
#remember when dean used to pray #like he was prank calling somebody #and he waved his hands around #like he had no idea what to do with them #and made all these strange faces #and exaggerated the entire ordeal #so he looked really silly #and we all laughed #because it was funny #ha #hahaha #not so funny anymore is it #when a man prays with his head bowed and his hands clasped with tears in his eyes #remember when prayer was a joke (via leatherandlightning)
# The Most Romantic And Heartbreaking Character Development Ever
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Oh man. My heart wasn’t ready for this.
This is the one that truly breaks me.
When Cas is in the Ma’lak Box in the alternate future Chuck shows Sam.
They never explicitly say he’s praying, but… it’s immediately after the scene cuts from his Purgatory prayer, and it seems pretty clear he’s praying to Cas, who is eternally trapped in that box.
this is one of the absolute most insane dean moments in the whole show i am chomping on glass. IS MOM STILL OKAY OR WEIRD? SHOULD I CALL YOU MARY??????????
everyone in the notes saying dean is being passive aggresive like girlies no that is not what is happening here. he is being the kindest most caring person he can find it in himself to be in this message. it is just that this level of vulnerability and the way he expresses it is insane. like. fully understandable question given the circumstances. still absolutely batshit dean winchester moment
dean on his very successful cooking blog: well, fellow parents, there’s a chill in the air, which means it’s that time of year again! school supply shopping time! my husband is going to have a blast at target picking out new folders and notebooks, since our son jack starts first grade in a week! boy does time fly! when i was his age, six years old, i witnessed my father kill a man in front of me for the first time. it damaged my fragile psyche in ways that i can’t unpack even now, as i approach my late forties. if it wasn’t for the help of my husband and family, i’d likely still be picking at the metaphorical scabs of that particular trauma. below you can find my recipe for seasonal squash soup, which, while i only ever had it once with my uncle bobby while growing up, provided a comforting memory to me during those cold september nights spent in cheap motel rooms, as i was mentally preparing myself to shoplift bread for my brother and i so we could eat the next afternoon.
AM radio is like literal magic. There is music all around us that we can't hear, and to hear it you just have to tap a crystal (diode) to the earth and listen to it with another magic rock (magnet) and a tin can. You dont even need electricity to make it work because this music around us is literally all the power you need. Oh and at night when the sun has set, the light of the day gets replaced by MORE music because the signals can travel further at night. This is magic. If you even care.
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In “Free To Be You And Me” Dean tells Cas that “when humans want something really, really badly we lie.”
In “I’m No Angel” Dean tells Cas that he made a deal with April to spare her if she brought Cas back to life but Dean killed her afterward anyway and when Cas hears this he says “You lied.” and smiles
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Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.
