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The Final Problem Explainer, Part I

Imagine Hamlet is a real person. Someone makes a documentary, a reality TV show, about this real person, Hamlet. The person you see on the screen is real Hamlet; you watch him living his real life. The only filter between you (the viewer) and Hamlet’s life is the editor of the show, who arranges the documentary-style footage into a legible story.
Now imagine William Shakespeare writes a play. Hamlet. This play, Hamlet, dramatizes the doings of the real person, Hamlet. Imagine in this scenario that the character Hamlet is played by Real Hamlet. You’re not watching Hamlet live his real life, but you’re watching him act out a version of some things similar to things he has previously done in his real life. Some things have been edited or embellished for artistic or dramatic purposes. You could even imagine, for the purpose of this exercise, that Shakespeare is not the playwright at all, that the true playwright is Horatio, real friend of real Hamlet. After all, we see the fictional Horatio who declares his intent in the final moments of Hamlet to “speak to the yet unknowing world/How these things came about”. Perhaps Shakespeare is only Horatio’s literary agent.
Now imagine, centuries later, Tom Stoppard writes a play: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. This play is yet another degree of remove from Real Hamlet; it is a play about Hamlet. It is a play about a play about the real person Hamlet. It isn’t simply theatrical fan-fiction, though. The purpose of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is specifically to illustrate the vast gulf between viewing authentic first-hand footage in a documentary of the life of Real Hamlet, and viewing a post-hoc dramatization of it. The purpose of this play is to deconstruct the theatrical illusion of reality. The purpose of this play is to expose the inherent limits of a fiction.
When you watch Hamlet, your mind uses the implications and suggestions of the text to fill in the spaces between scenes and create a fully realized world that these characters continuously inhabit when out of view. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, using the same medium of theatre, strips this illusion away.
Perhaps you can see where I’m going with this analogy in regards to BBC Sherlock.

On the Origin of (Phallic) Tree Worship

Picture is text from EMPT which reads: “As I did so I struck against an elderly, deformed man, who had been behind me, and I knocked down several books which he was carrying. I remember that as I picked them up, I observed the title of one of them, The Origin of Tree Worship, and it struck me that the fellow must be some poor bibliophile, who, either as a trade or as a hobby, was a collector of obscure volumes.”

Just casually looked up Victorian tree worship (as you do) and came across this…

“…A Descriptive Account of Phallic Tree Worship, published anonymously in 1890. The fourth entry in a ten-volume “Phallic Series” printed privately in limited number…”

Obscure volumes, indeed…

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The Empty House - part 3

"I moved my head to look at the cabinet behind me. When I turned again Sherlock Holmes was standing smiling at me across my study table. I rose to my feet, stared at him for some seconds in utter amazement, and then it appears that I must have fainted for the first and the last time in my life. Certainly a grey mist swirled before my eyes, and when it cleared I found my collar-ends undone and the tingling after-taste of brandy upon my lips. Holmes was bending over my chair, his flask in his hand. “My dear Watson,” said the well-remembered voice, “I owe you a thousand apologies."

also - shoutout to @haedraulics for doing a sketch of mid-hiatus Holmes with long hair that captivated my heart so much I needed to include that idea!

Somewhere in the vaults of a bank in London is a tin dispatch box with my name on it. It is not to be opened until fifty years after my death. It contains certain mementos of my long association with a man who elevated the science of deduction to an art — the world's first, and undeniably most famous, consulting detective.

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The Empty House - part 2

"I struck against an elderly deformed man, who had been behind me, and I knocked down several books which he was carrying. ... I endeavoured to apologize for the accident, but it was evident that these books which I had so unfortunately maltreated were very precious objects in the eyes of their owner. With a snarl of contempt he turned upon his heel."

THE EMPTY HOUSE, part 2 - (part 1) - Several reunions, which do not go exactly to plan.

he'd be causing so much drama on tumblr if he was around today he'd do numbers on here

[Transcript:

Once Bertolt Brecht (1898-1956) began in 1927 to develop a systematic interest in Marxist thought, he turned against what he considered the tragic legacy of Western theater as configured in Naturalist drama. Humanity cannot change natural laws and is doomed to conform to them: This false necessity was invoked by the Naturalists to generate Aristotleian pity for human fate, he argued. The tragic and the religious collaborated to produce mythologies that control the imagination. In his comments on Karl Korsch (Tom Kuhn & Steve Giles, eds.: Brecht on Art and Politics, 2003, 109-11), Brecht urged that revolutionaries must wrest the mythological hold on reality, showing that the tragic and the religious are historical phenomena whose necessity is escapable. “Brecht asserts that the audience can no longer experience the fate of Naturalist protagonists as tragic in a world where catastrophes can be explained without reference to religion or mythology. Indeed, Brecht takes the very notion of tragedy to be an ideology that must be resisted, because dilemmas which had once been perceived as inevitable and inescapable can, in fact, be resolved by adopting practical social and technical measures” (61).

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The Time Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Had A Pet Sea Snail

I've been reading the diary Doyle kept of his time as a ship's surgeon aboard an Arctic whaling vessel in 1880, and you all deserve to hear the tale of John Thomas, Doyle's pet Clione limacina, which he drew in the above picture.

Doyle, then 21, found John Thomas on June 3rd, 1880:

Brought up a most beautiful Clio or Sea Snail, a couple of inches long, looking like some weird little fairy. I have stuck him in a pickle bottle and christened him "John Thomas." I hope he will live, we have put some butter and pork into his house.

The following day, Doyle attempted to feed John Thomas and wrote a short poem about the snail:

John Thomas is in an awful passion. We left the pickle bottle far from the fire, and as there are 11 degrees of frost it froze up and John has caught cold. He is sitting in a corner with his tail in his mouth, just as a sulky baby sticks its thumb into its potato box. I have drawn John's attention to the butter & pork and he took a hurried breakfast, but seems to have business of importance down at the bottom of the bottle. He's thinking perhaps of Where his rude shell by the Gulf Stream lay, There were his little Sea Snails all at play, There their Amoeboid mother, he their sire Butchered to make a whale's holiday.

On June 5th, Doyle reported that "John is well and hearty," and on the 6th, he wrote:

John was up before me and took a heavy breakfast. He is now gyrating round the top of his bottle surveying his new kingdom apparently and meditating a map. I put him in a bucket every evening where he wanders fancy free for an hour or two.

Unfortunately, on the 10th, Doyle reported that John Thomas had departed the mortal plane.

John Thomas died on the 8th of June, regretted by a large circle of acquaintances

He wrote a touching eulogy for his tiny friend:

He was a right thinking and high minded Clio, distinguished among his brother sea snails for his mental activity as well as for physical perfection. He never looked down upon his smaller associates because they were protozoa while he could fairly lay claim to belong to the high family of the Echinodermata or Annulosa. He never taunted them with their want of a water vascular system, nor did he parade his own double chain of ganglia. He was a modest and unassuming blob of protoplasm, and could get through more fat pork in a day than many an animal of far higher pretensions. His parents were both swallowed by a whale in his infancy, so that what education he had was due entirely to his own industry and observation. He has gone the way of all flesh so peace be to his molecules.

John Thomas' descendants still live in the Arctic Ocean today, and they look pretty cool!

mycroft in asib sitting at his full length expensive oak table in his mansion surrounded by knight armor and big stained glass windows with his head in his hands is the epitome of diva down

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the Empty House - part 1

It is the spring of the year 1894, and Sherlock Holmes has been dead for three years. Watson's Sketchbook returns with THE EMPTY HOUSE - part 1! Bonus points to whoever recognizes what classic of Victorian literature Holmes is quoting on the first page.

notes under the cut:

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