fern.exe

sorry I moaned and whimpered like a dog when you stabbed me, do you still want to be friends?

i plan on smiling sometime soon

not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

guys something good normal and fun has to happen

what therapists dont understand about me is that i am fundamentally cursed

Job market so bad I started following my dreams

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

2. Help the people around you to be silly

Excellent addition!

normalize threatening to kill yourself when you’re losing an argument

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor