Sending warm feelings and positivity to all the fictionkin and fictives who miss and mourn skills that they know they should have, but no longer have access or ability to perform.

hi. howdy. im back.

okay so basically i got shadowbanned i think so i decided fuck it make a new blog.

@walmart-the-official @important-question-anon @bingle-official all three of you have talked to me so im tagging you.

uh yeah. bye.

yeah, go here for more tesco posts ig

based on a convo i had at work ft @totally-amazon and @gb-tesco-official

its times like these im glad i have notifs turned on for you bc this is so me

You just know there were people with a plague mask kink when the the Black Death was going around

What the fuck

where did I lose you. The post seems coherent to me

no, no, you've got a point.

See! IKEA gets it

Mmfmbgjebfb plague mask.

so does bingle apparently

i think bingles the one with a plague mask kink tbh.

i'm so cool

nvm this statement has now expired

AGAIN??!?!

@google-news-official @bingle-official @its-target-official @totally-italy @totally-amazon @gibbish-anon-from-gell @walmart-the-official GETTEM

SIC EM

lets go... yeahhh...

If anyone cares, here's a cool picrew I found.

This was mine

Aww the grayscale fits u perfectly 💕

@real-sephora @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

I thought this one was cute :3

Thanks for the tag!

@shakespeare-official-reblogs , @bingle-official , @the-real-victorias-secret , @gb-tesco-official and open tag!

oh boy, i sure do wish my tumblr would tell me when im mentioned.

anyway this isnt me, its an scp oc.

open tags.

what if we did a picrew chain but we were daleks

@realecosia @mcgeese @realsafari @real-sephora @definitely-quicktrip @important-question-anon @gb-tesco-official @totally-italy @shakespeare-official-reblogs @applebees-honestly @totallytesco and anyone else who wants to join!

oh hey, nice. i wouldnt necessarily say my posts are good, but thanks =]

@walmart-the-official

This is the second records instance (afaik) that tumblr said I’m someone’s crush lol. What even is this feature.

This shouldn't be hidden in the tags

eh…. /jk /lh

Send it to me if you do write it please that sounds so funny.

Tags: Walmart/Tesco, Inspired By Tumblr Post, Requited Love, Fluff

AO3??? DAMN NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THIS

Tesco / Walmart, the ship that's going surprisingly steady for being between two opposing stores as compared to the disaster fire of Tumblr / Twitter. Which is even funnier considering it's Tumblr pointing out what Walmart is up to to Tesco,,, Tumblr ships it?

Why is this becoming A Thing

What should the ship name be?? Tes-mart wal-sco??

wasco? Telmart?

i am actively offended. i have been interacting with walmart since before totally existed, and yet.

I’ve never actually mentioned my age on this website so I’m curious how old you think I am. I’ll reblog the first person to get it right

uh like 14 ig?

You’re actually pretty close so I’ll give it to you. I’m 14 in 4 months. I think the only other corpo blog my age that I know of is Roblox kids. I think I’m the youngest

oh fair enough, ig

'cause im a potato.

GOOD FUCKING LUCK NONE OF MY POSTS HAVE MADE IT PAST 200 NOTES

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCK. THE GIMMICK BLOGS FOUND ME

WOO >:)

::::(

GET HIM BOYS GIRLS AND/OR OTHER

uh yeah lets go ig

replace one word of your url with bitch

John tendrils exclam the bitch

lxvenderbitch

Bitchgate

(Sorry. It’s closed)

The Real Bitch

Real Bitch Classroom

totally bitch

The bitch of Sealand.

bitch empire

The bitch Gmail

discorddotbitch official

coquette bitchgette

Walmart the bitch

speedway official bitch

important bitch anon

gb-bitch-official

ok yk what im fucking sick of this.

hi, everyone! im apa, although most of you probably know me better as tesco. yup, im gb-tesco-official, and im about ready to call it quits on this. im sick to fucking death of not actually doing shit. i joined because i wanted to be apart of an animated series, but WE ARENT ACTUALLY MAKING THE FUCKING SERIES!!!

holy shit. im going to dip out for now, if we start actually making the show, please contact me.

yeah, this is me. i quit. lmk if were making the show, either here or on discord. in fact i suggest discord, my tumblr doesnt fucking work.

I’ve never actually mentioned my age on this website so I’m curious how old you think I am. I’ll reblog the first person to get it right

uh like 14 ig?

huhhhh... ykw, im bored and my lore isnt getting progressed anytime soon.

500 notes and ill tell you guys what i had planned for my lore.

1000 notes and ill tell you guys the plot of a fnaf fanfiction im (meant to be) writing

1500 notes and ill release the first (currently unedited) chapter here.

2000 notes and ill actually continue writing it.

uh no time limit im bored eternally (thanks, adhd) so just. go for it.

oh hey less than 400 notes to go

@gb-tesco-official @pizza-hut-official @nanosarous @itsamemesamario @cereal-simp @mcgeese @white-castle-official @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @wolfsummoner @animelover32456 @definitely-quicktrip @anonymouscringe @silveryloneliness @the-real-ecosia @dexicze

Get ‘em

this is. slightly awkward.

uh. im denmark. /nm