@totally-italy / totally-italy.tumblr.com

Insultate il mio paese ed è abbastanza possibile che vi farò fuori, se ho ancora abbastanza energia.

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Hello, I am @totally-italy. I have absolutely no idea why I decided to start this gimmick blog, but considering as I am Italian and very passionate about my country, I thought this sounded like the chaos that I need ~~I mean, it's not like I have two of my GCSEs this year or anything and that I literally have eleven next year.~~ Bearing that in mind, please tag me to random things and wars between all of y'all, because I could sincerely use the social interaction.

As insinuated above, I am a minor, so please behave yourselves and don't be creeps.

My pronouns are she/they, though I still need to sort out my gender confusion, and I am an oriented aroace lesbian, meaning that I don't experience any sexual or romantic attraction, but that I experience aesthetic attraction towards women. I am also apothisexual, meaning that I am both ace and sex-repulsed.

Though this is my main gimmick blog, I run a couple of other ones, such as @absolutely-the-gimmick-law-maker, @bennet-the-official-supermarket and @italian-aspec-forces!

#italia #gimmick account #gimmick blog #into the gimmickverse #new gimmick blog #italy

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welldonesteak1 asked:

I assume off of nothing else other than seeing that post that you hate raw tomatoes but love what tomatoes can make

totally-italy answered:

I actually like raw tomatoes, but I sincerely hate cooked tomatoes.

Huh neat

Thanks mate, I'm fairly certain it's the autism!

#And the autism strikes again!#Sensory issues and whatnot #l'italiana parla

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i-apologize-in-advance

The focus brain goblin won’t accept my offering of two cups of coffee

#let’s hope it will accept three #<- The only valid response #Be careful though!#Such a mood though #l'italiana parla

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currentlyinflames

Whenever arthur gets a new bethrothed

Merlin: Gaius she's evil

Gaius: you cant say that about every woman arthur tries to marry merlin, at this point you might as well marry him yourself if none of his suitors are to your standard

Merlin already making the plague rats sew together his wedding dress like cinderella: im prepared to make that sacrifice

#Merlin: I suppose one must do what one has got to do #Merlin: Self-sacrifice for real #Not him waiting for exactly that incentive and Gaius knowing exactly what he is saying #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #l'italiana parla

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

No, no, mine aren't bad enough. Can we give him one of @thebibliosphere's instead?

thebibliosphere

Beaming my five different types of neurological headache disorder directly toward him like a heat seeking missile. 🫡

#Y'all are doing the work for all of us #Well done!#I laud you all #May he take my (slight) headache as well #And all of the chronic ones #l'italiana parla

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Every AuDHDer knows that guilt™ that hits when there are just too many flipping deadlines and it's a choice between those (of which one is almost 2 weeks overdue) and even more chronic sleep deprivation™.

#<TT good luck with that!#i am also trapped in a cage of my own making lol TT so mood #<- I actually finished it but I still have more to do and I hate myself for it #I'm sorry you're also struggling #Good luck!#l'italiana parla

welldonesteak1 asked:

I assume off of nothing else other than seeing that post that you hate raw tomatoes but love what tomatoes can make

I actually like raw tomatoes, but I sincerely hate cooked tomatoes.

#l'italiana parla

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beautifulandscary

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLAEASPE LEPSLPSLEPSLPLp

Please!

#l'italiana parla

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Every AuDHDer knows that guilt™ that hits when there are just too many flipping deadlines and it's a choice between those (of which one is almost 2 weeks overdue) and even more chronic sleep deprivation™.

#I do in fact know that 😭#<- Real!#Good luck !!!#<- Thank you!#I still haven't finished the Classics article #Somebody save me from this cage of my own making #l'italiana parla

I just saw a meme on Pinterest that I wanted to emulate slightly, yet elaborate on....

Post: You think gender and sex are the same thing?

Me, a non-binary aroace: What, a joke?

The rest of the post (which I didn't process at first probably because of my AuDHD): ...

Post: I had gender with your mum.

Me: I still think my version's better.

#Don't ask #The lights are on but the brain is empty #Yeet #All the brain cells have gone far far away #And the Lord said yeeteth the brain cells #And my sleep-deprived atheist self didn’t care because the brain cells left a long time ago #aroace #ace #asexual #genderqueer #non binary #l'italiana parla

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Come back and say you love me

"Me to that one certain person." ~ My chaos gremlin.

#l'italiana parla

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deactivated

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

tahgeomystiran

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#Behold the chaos #l'italiana parla

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AuDHD is researching a hyperspecific topic and always having 50 random tabs open at any given time.

"I have 61 tabs open right now. This is a normal occurrence for me." ~ My fellow chaos gremlin (who is not allowed Tumblr yet is looking over my should ~~like a rebel).~~

#ADHD #ADHD problems #l'italiana parla

AuDHD is researching a hyperspecific topic and always having 50 random tabs open at any given time.

#AuDHD #ADHD #autism #l'italiana parla

Every AuDHDer knows that guilt™ that hits when there are just too many flipping deadlines and it's a choice between those (of which one is almost 2 weeks overdue) and even more chronic sleep deprivation™.

#Gods help me #The AuDHD is really screwing with me #l'italiana parla

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The Three Genders (BBC Merlin Edition)

The local alcoholic, the bisexual heartbreakers, the fortune cookie.

#forgive me last time I watched it was in 2019 because my relatives wanted to watch it and I barely remember anything about it #<- There is nothing to forgive!#Don't worry about it!#I highly recommend it though #It is really good and you should really re-watch it #l'italiana parla

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ash-or-somethings

Merlin: Remember that time Gwen tried to kill Arthur and framed me for it?

Arthur: What?

Gwen: *Ignoring Arthur* Remember the time you spent like two days ACTUALLY trying to kill Arthur, and Gaius and I had to keep knocking you out?!

Arthur: I'M SORRY?!?!

#Lmao I saw Merlin years ago and can barely remember anything about it #What do you mean Gwen tried to kill Arthur??? I remember Merlin but Ginevra???? What??????#I remember when she got kidnapped #And the dragon. The dragon!!!!#<- Yes it was after one of the times when she got kidnapped!#The dragon #Gods #kilgharrah #l'italiana parla

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