pinch pots in class today. what kind of feet should I put on them?

another perfect one-move parallel parking job btw. if you even care…

wip wednesday wednesday

finally remembered how to write! wahoo! thanks @screamlet for the tag; passing this on to @dharmaavocado @setmeatopthepyre @liminalmemories21 @alchemistc @beanarie @rcmclachlan and anyone else who wants to play. here's some more of my 8x11 fix it wip, no crying in baseball:

"Damn, Kinard," Donato says as he rolls into work the next morning. "You lose a fight?"

After a couple tylenol and a cold shower his face doesn't feel that bad, but he was right—black eye, bruise smearing over the bridge of his nose, and a rough night of sleep because he kept rolling over onto the wrong side. "I'm fine," he says. "I got hit in the face by a softball thrown by a thirteen year old."

She winces. "I thought you were doing better after the breakup, you know? Not—not going out and getting in bar fights, or whatever."

"I didn't get in a bar fight. I got hit in the face by a softball thrown by a thirteen year old," he says, as if that's somehow better.

As if on cue Richardson pokes his head in through the door. "Kinard, there's a woman out here who wants to apologize for her daughter hitting you in the face with a—Jesus! You get in a bar fight?"

good morning

when I say I don’t give a fuck I mean it btw. my copy of magpie murders was teething material for a great dane puppy. my copy of the princess bride went swimming in a lake of red wine (long story). my copy of watership down is mostly scotch tape at this point. I love to read my books until they disintegrate. but it is mildly annoying when I buy a new copy of a book and it arrives with the cover bent… let me do that!!

bookshop dot org why would you send me two relatively small paperbacks in a giant cardboard box. now they’re all dented

filling out a fafsa in my mid-thirties is so demotivating. but i will proceed, spirit unbroken, because i am committed to not letting things demotivate me anymore.

indeed, poob has it for you