I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

if you can't fix him, put him in lingerie.

oh tumblr, never change

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT JOE BIDEN

HOW I ANIMATE 🤌

I couldn’t make individual gifs of this whole this so MADE A VIDJEW FOR YEW GOIS ! I didn’t know what else to make of my animation, so I decided to make it into a little quick tutorial. Hope it helps!

This is very helpful! Thank you for sharing this @chrompoised!

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

the happy end

a wip of some more t4t jayvik

peep the tummies 🥺

the wayfaring stranger

at least he looked good

from daniil's own perspective (p3) he doesn't meet people's gaze, looking down and away and away avoiding eye contact.

but from artemy's perspective (p2)....he meets a gaze head on. holding eye contact almost unnaturally, tilting his head as if he wants to look away but can't or is forcing himself not to.

what does it all mean.....

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

Mad about politics again

do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

Why would a potato and an onion be friends?

they grew up together! they're from the same neighborhood!! (underground)

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

I feel like this would both upset Brennan Lee Mulligan and make him laugh.

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

re cherry cordial hate. if you take my coconut "delight" i'll take your cherry cordials.

(remember, this is like the pickles/no pickles problem. we don't all have to agree, we just have to find someone with equal and opposite tastes to eat the pickles we don't want. vive la difference!)

😭 noooo why are you all so mean to the BEST one?

just think of all the the people who will trade your favorite to you