my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

Ngl really tired of these callout post of “x artist heavily inspired by me” I see in videos of Twitter artist

God forbid someone sees you as an inspiration and wants to be like you but also do you not feel some embarrassment DMing someone being like “I don’t like you being inspired by me can you stop find someone else to reference from.”

Like I think I would just delete my account at that point if I did that

“Pose stealing” “color palette stealing” “brush copying” go touch grass and go to a museum I’m begging you.

The digital brush one is funny cause imagine saying the same stuff with traditional artist

“About to cancel this idiot for using the same brushes as me like be fucking original- pics below to see my set up vs theirs”

You'll have to turn sound on for this one

WE'RE SO BACK BABY

Kallista actually trying to do murder

Reblog to make prev dumber and sluttier

The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊

Continuation of that flower animatic i did last week 💐🧍‍♂️

They look like them and they are smart like them fr fr

Two animals people need to shut the fuck up about and be normal are pandas and dolphins

Respectfully, no.

Pandas are only alive because they're cute.

Dolphins are sex criminals and drug fiends.

No. Pandas are animals that evolved to fit a particular biome. The fact that they don't reproduce well in captivity isn't a mark against them, it's a mark against captivity. They, like almost any animal, are threatened by fragmented habitat and are luckily cute enough to get the funding necessary to conserve them. If not for similar conservation efforts all kinds of animals of varying degrees of cuteness would be dead as well. Nobody is calling for the abandonment of the black footed ferret project because ferrets are cute and somehow that makes them less-than in the eyes of slack jawed edgy douchebro comedians.

Dolphins are mammals and enjoy things that mammals commonly enjoy, such as intoxicants, and if you're going to pretend to be shocked and disgusted by a dolphin getting high you'll also have to throw away reindeer and every other animal that enjoys fermented juices including fruit flies. Dolphins are perceived by humans as being more intelligent and therefore more culpable to "sins" than other animals but humans can't even agree on what's immoral let alone expecting a non human animal to magically ascribe to our same biases for no reason and assign the animal negative traits when it fails to meet that asinine expectation.

The sooner you stop trying to shoehorn in some fake idea of an animal being more or less deserving of its existence the easier it will be to get through to people.

Which I should just go ahead and say right now, the OP was inspired by an article about a woman who was injured in a dolphin petting pen on vacation and the comments were full of people blaming THE DOLPHIN because "theyre nasty violent rapists" and not the humans, who captured it, forced it into a pen, and climbed and petted all over it knowing full well it was a large wild predator that had no business being swarmed by untrained fucking idiots.

It may have been haha funny shocking animal fact at first but now it's ruined because too many people started buying that shit for real and now we have people who no longer want to preserve the sea otter because it doesn't know what consent is.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

SO THAT NEW UPDATE HUH