{ Requiem }

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

do you ever feel like yay!!! .. and yippee!! .. yahoo!!! ..but then you feel urgh ..... urghhhjjhggh ...... uurghghjjjggkghgghhg urghhhh .....

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Ok kicked from my dnd group again cuz they want to spend all day doi g stupid shit pod cast shit all day like fucking the elf or the animal when im trying so hard and putting so much emotional effort into making sure we have food do eat its a world of evil so its very easy to becoming a starving person and the dungeoneer doesnt even have rules for how to make my type of food so its not imersive whaysoever yup just keep smothering that elf cock

mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

Vivien McDermid (Scottish, 1981) - The Hands in the Nightmare Are My Own (2024)

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki's voice is. It's a great wiki to go to if you want to simulate having one specific autistic fifteen-year-old computer nerd infodump to you about any piece of media that exists. To be clear I am saying this as an overwhelmingly positive thing

ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

on it boss! *breaks alllllll of my fingers trying to pull you apart* bad news boss.

my weakest homonculus you have failed nme yet again

a lot of times the difference between messy art and clean art or imperfect art and perfect art or bad art and good art is that the former actually gets finished and the latter stays an idea you punish yourself with

Mainland She Oak Skink (Cyclodomorphus michaeli), mother with pups, family Scincidae, eastern Australia

photograph by Ken Griffiths

i like to watch car crash videos on youtube and JUST because i get hard while im watching doesn’t inhibit my ability to provide fair and balanced commentary on the evil nature of all kia soul drivers

(relatively) new oc refs and old so you can point and laugh at me