Masc King Snuggled Up All Nice In Bed

Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

bruh

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

thanks for posting things for me to look at

My family are farmers from my mothers side and when I was a kid my gradmother said something along the lines of “If you can grow anything you have a pure heart, plants feed off your soul as much as they feed off the earth. Be kind of them , they pray to god” she told me this while taking off the spikes of cactus pears. Now I buy dying plants from the hardware store on Clarence and easily bring them back to life, everytime I doubt my heart I bring home hoards of plants to bring back to life as if it’s a test of the purity of my soul.

Every plant I have dies…

According to an old lady in a old ass village in Palestine you a bitch then

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

At least we have jacking off

Noooooo fuck god noo

body hair is not only acceptable but also deeply sexy I hope this helps everyone

we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they're still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever

oh sorry there's been some confusion as to why i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever. let me clarify. his vibes are horrendous.

posting this for no particular reason

bugtesting

he's trying so hard and he doesn't even know numbers