Caution, Shitposting In Progress

thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

Was it good?

I was compelled to give it a go after reading this post and I can confirm it works. The songs work together. The reverse combination also works.

Whether or not it's "good" is an entirely different question

Whether or not it’s

“good” is an entirely

different question

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

WHEN WAS TUMBLR GONNA TELL ME I GOT HAIKU BOT REBLOGGED OH MY GOD!!!!!

this is what it means to use they them pronouns

this is what it means to use they them pronouns

this is what it means to use they them pronouns

THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO USE THEY THEM PRONOUNS

this is what it means to use they them pronouns

this is what it means to use they them pronouns.

THIS IS WHAT IT MEAN TO USE THEY THEM PRONUON

Today my team lead (who is notably a guy) said “I’m just a girl in a world” and one of my coworkers responded “no you aren’t!” I then without hesitantion said “I know a way to change that though”

Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

They confiscated his bag at the mcdonald's, took it out of everyone's sight, unpacked it and repacked it, and THEN took it down to the station and wow there was a manifesto in there that he was just carrying around in daily life for some reason

Definitely the sort of thing that the Bag Of Monopoly Money Guy would be carrying to McDonald's

In my first ever article for a print magazine, I'm analyzing Elon Musk's DOGE from the perspective of contractor capture: the notion that for-profit contractors like Musk desire not only money from the government, but also control over government itself.

You can read the full piece below, or pick up the April 2025 edition of The American Prospect at a local bookstore once it's available!

starting a collection #blackmold

goomba

civic duty

context: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email

you CAN do it multiple times if you so wish

Oh good we broke the first one. New link is here, same story.

Cannot even make this shit up

Just did this, took 2 min!!

my infamously data skewing followers rise up!

My followers urge to scew poll results knows no bounds

We need an economist version of ritual suicide because authentically I don't know how you go on living after dishonoring math like this - in public no less!

Hey horny Anon who I accused of having a humiliation fetish. I will not put you on blast but I think you should send me another anon so we can test this Tumblr bug. If it shows me someone who's not you nothing happens but if I catch you you receive a thirst trap

I am not updating the app until I get an anon from my secret admirer tho because I don't know if the new UI is for me

The thirst trap will be SFW

Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.

Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.

Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.