She's not there

snug as a guy in some rye

Im like if a corpse had to wake up every day

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

GOD DAMN IT

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

On Tyranny, Nora Krug (because)

Anybody want a couple yards of the Zodiac cipher quilting cotton

What a lad

I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE

I missed it at first, but his buddy who does the leg movement doesn't have an arm, so the guy without a leg does the arm movement for him. They ABSOLUTELY have done this before lol

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon

hitchcock found it long before. more effective as well.