wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

reminder to my fellow elvii he was pretty questionable

woah momma satire requires a-One: clarity, a-two: purpose, a-three: a-context babeyyy!!

Sad Elvis: Woe, Mama

Woe mama I’m never shitting again

Snoah snama, Hellvis is snonstipated 🐌💔

I WAS FINISHING UP THE BIG ART PIECE AND DRAWING THE OTHER ELVI AND THEN

ROBOT ELVIS GOT FUCKING DEACTIVATED NOOO NO NOOOOO AAAHHHHH IM SO DISTRAUGHT NAAAOAHHHHH NAAAOHHHHHHHHHHH

I will miss you Robot fella, you were a fine Elvi (Mod here, I saw that and its sad to see. I hope whoever ran Robot Elvis is doing ok and I wish them the best.)

a minute of silence for robot elvis it's a tragic loss

gonna be honest i never played new vegas because i don't even like existing right now vegas

do not let elvis see this we just became friends

dude fucking loves vegas

But Vegas is awesome!!

It even has 8 informed consent clinics!!!

How could someone say they don't hummina hummina love Vegas???

woah mama, me, because i am hips and these hips dont lie

You’re lucky I’m just the Elvis Parsley Chiapet whose never left this dang hollywood gift shop and not the Official Elvis Presley or I’d have something to say

Wwwwooahh hum hum hum woah hum hum hummmnn

i'm being tormented in the elvis dimension

Happy to inform you that half of vegas in new vegas is run by a gang of rogue elvises.

i have no concept of whether you're joking or not

I am not. I genuinely am not.

A major faction in the area is fucking elvis impersonators. They're the government here.

BEEP! elvises detected

oh god fucking damn it

Woah mama I'm gonna be real with you girl, I also have never actually played much new vegas

@elvis-official @transfem-elvis

And all other Elvis blogs

I'm hungry :(

Woah mama someone feed this mama an elvis

Woah mama Im just a lil fella so im very low caloric density uh huh

i don't even know if i'm an elvis yo, you may just get glass if you bite down on me, there is no orb, no papa, only the cold

woah papa don't eat me but i've got some leftover pizza uh huh

what is this we’re doing theremin truthers now?

Big Theremin doesn't want you to know it's a placebo instrument and they secretly have a guy doing the noises with his mouth behind a curtain

it’s true I was the guy

woah momma its cause o' that spooky twilight-zone sound

gonna be honest i never played new vegas because i don't even like existing right now vegas

do not let elvis see this we just became friends

dude fucking loves vegas

But Vegas is awesome!!

It even has 8 informed consent clinics!!!

How could someone say they don't hummina hummina love Vegas???

woah mama, me, because i am hips and these hips dont lie

i aint no fan of that dr house character, the queen resides in freeside

a courier came through town once and shot my fucking dog

gonna be honest i never played new vegas because i don't even like existing right now vegas

do not let elvis see this we just became friends

dude fucking loves vegas

But Vegas is awesome!!

It even has 8 informed consent clinics!!!

How could someone say they don't hummina hummina love Vegas???

woah mama, me, because i am hips and these hips dont lie

i aint no fan of that dr house character, the queen resides in freeside

I always lose a couple of followers when I take a shot at Christianity, but girl? what are you doing at the devil’s sacrament? 🤨 this is an obnoxiously loud monsterfucking blog. go to Bible study or smth damn

To be clear, I am at the devil’s sacrament to fuck the devil.

Woah mama the devil ain’t no friend of mine but God’s light not shining upon me hardens my heart against him so go for it mama fuck that there devil fella

Thank you four inch tall Elvis, your support means a lot.

woah mama, dont even mention it *scurries away into the undergrowth*

god is temporary. drugs? drugs are forever, thankyavurymych

Woah mama we all go to hell

Woah mama we're all gonna die

woah momma look what the war did to my legs and to my tongue

you aint nothin but a simulacrum

you aint nothin but a gimmick blog run by a woman who'se cryin all the time

reblog to be a girl

Some of y'all may want the confirmation

@nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis you may be wondering why i've brought you big-dog scoundrels here today

woah parent you have a sister @transfem-elvis

ehh-what can I say I love another doll 💅

Woah mama I love women!