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How it feels to create ocs by continuously mischaracterizing characters in your mind until they become completely unrecognizable

fuck it, fish lady

"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option 3. i'm into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

BEHOLD!

Fetish content!

Worlds most dysfunctional (and gay) friendgroup

Training is hard, y'know

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

@greenvelvetchaise

I call this the create a new problem technique

ya like ancients?

this is basically a short horror film

DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

can we explain to early-twenties autistic lgbt people that they . cant be saying these things. you cant be calling people 'degens' in your dni you cant do that. you cant do that man. can we do a history lesson. you cant do that

YOU CANT DO THAT MAN

"in defense of using the term degen, it's generally applied to pedophiles" - conservative man who might actually shoot a trans woman if he saw one within 50 meters of his child, and also LGBT tumblr users who do not know things they should know

"No, see, I'm using a word the Nazis coined the political usage of, but in a woke way! When I say the word that means 'acting like a person of color (derogatory)', I'm just trying to say that you're acting like a stupid, violent rapist who isn't as human as me, which isn't fucked up at all! What do you mean I'm actually using it in exactly the same way the Nazis did and still do?! I MEEEEEEEAN it differently, though!"

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Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

They never end in Everhood

I kept some of my wips, so heres a bobo progression.

“What is this?  Hum must be something for Maru to climb into.”  AND “something for Hana to squish Maru down into.” 

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my growing collection