Well this is happening

the finches nesting in the monastery have evolved tonsures

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

guys look how calm he is

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

saw a gnome die from eating a giggleberry & getting laugh poisoned

yea in my playthroughs i typically go for a whimpering dog build

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anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but it won't build you the the muscles.

I think of an art teacher I had once who said he used to be terrible at drawing hands until he bought a book with 100 pictures of hands shown from various angles and drew each hand in the book 10 times. Magically, after drawing 1,000 pictures of hands, he wasn't bad at drawing hands anymore.

The reason OP could bullshit a decent essay in a 30 minute bus ride is because OP knew how to write and craft a well-reasoned analysis thanks to a childhood full of writing and critical thinking practice.

Feel like I'm transforming into one of those reddit assholes, but this genuinely is just a "skill issue" and you really do just have to "git gud."

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

The three sleepy geeblets

the nighttime sneeblets Bufflehead, Smew and Toulouse Goose

I'm teaching Belphie how to flush the toilet. I don't know why. right now he understand that he needs to push the lever, but he's not exerting enough strength. not sure how we can take this to the next step...... he might just be too small and weak.

it makes me sad that he can’t do it

Art I did for Lunacid: Tears of the Moon

Just a sec. Gotta log into GMail

what the fuck

WHAT