𝐖elcome, make yourselves at home.

My name is Sebastian and I am the 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐑 of the household. I am afraid there are certain matters to consider before you decide to step forth into the house. Once you familiarize yourselves with our simple requirements, I shall introduce ourselves further.

Here, on this page, you may make acquaintance with myself and my Lord, the 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄. Please, do expect to talk to me first, lest your mail directly addresses my Master, Sirius. Myself and my Lord shall use this page to share the 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 we find entertaining and engage in 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 with those willing to reciprocate.

There are as well some ground rules that I shall not omit mentioning. As respectable gentlemen, we expect no discourse or bigotry in our space. Respect that, or be escorted out. Please, do not follow us if you are underage as we are adults. This page is owned by two individuals, we are not a system nor a roleplay account.

You can familiarize yourselves with our tagging system here.

Now, allow me to show you the best of our hospitality.