don’t feed the animal

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

Every time I see this joke it gets longer, firing another shot directly into the dad joke region of my brain.

I wish people would understand that not everything is for everyone to get. you will be left out of some conversations, a lot of art will not apply to you, you will not like things that people you like enjoy, and just because you cannot add to the topic of discussion or relate does not mean that it is not valued or worthwhile. the internet has coddled people to such a concerning extent that everyone feels like they need to vocally disagree with something just because they don’t get it. Knowing something, and genuinely getting it are not the same. NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOUUUUU

kiss me tenderly on the lips about it then bro

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

And some highlights from the notes:

jack off all the trades or however the saying goes

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

^^ stress relief 🐸

house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.

oh, you're hanging out with family?

*sends nudes*

I like my men with grey hair and grey morals. send tweet

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen