you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

…. For now

theyare friends. :)

Core Four + Flowers

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

Happy International Asexuality Day, Tumblr!

tumblr is not social media. idk how to explain but its so calm here. like this is the field and the valleys. over there is the town and people. but here we are little sheep in our pastures eating our grass and laying in the sun <3

me and the girls @ tumblr

“u got snap?” i have an adress where u can send me flowers and love letters u mf act like a real grown man.

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

pro tip!

Have an electrician over today & he comes through from the kitchen like 'i was looking at that poster on your wall wondering how I hadn't heard of the movie so I googled it. What is the point. Is it just there to catch people out.' And I'm like, well,

Well,

Based on a conversation I had recently….

Pan 1: Flock of geese fly in formation noisily overhead.

Pan 2:

Crowley: Do you think they talk to each other the whole time?

Pan 3:

Aziraphale: They must do. What else do you do on a long journey?

Crowley: The original “Are we there yet?”

Pan 4:

Crowley *Goose babblings*

Aziraphale *ANGRY HONK*

Danez Smith, Don't Call Us Dead

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

What do you mean it’s only from 2020???

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

Yes. We all need a fucking break

Unby spin

woahg,,

waIT HOW DO OI ISTOOp OUUEugh