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It’s a mountain goats reference… of buttsburgh

@grannie-nasty

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Hello neighbor!!!!

I'm Rose, she/her, tme, 35

I am an old lady with kids

I am a lesbian! Yay! 🌈

I'm super friendly and dtf as in "down to flirt" and "down to make friends" but unless you want to spend the next year or so really forming a bond probably not "down to fuck"

Incorrigibly horny on main

Lots of personal posting, LOTS of sexual content, some scattered fandom stuff, occasional religion posting. Disgustingly earnest, unabashedly cringe.

This blog is not family friendly, so 21+ pls

If you're also old and into Dragon Age, my DA fandom blog is @theheartofhawke

I block liberally and with no ill will so don't take it personally if

🌸 You're very young (18-20 year olds I know you're adults and can do what you want but this blog is not for you)

🌸 You don't list an age in your bio

🌸 You follow me from a fundraising blog (I'm more than happy to signal boost, no need to follow me)

🌸 You're into kinks that aren't my cup of tea (maledom particularly is just not something I want to see and it’s everywhere)

🌸 You've got an "edgy" sense of humor

🌸 We just don't vibe

Absolutely do take it personally if

💀 You're a rad, a trad, a transphobe, a racist, a Zionist, a misogynist, someone who thinks they aren’t a misogynist but is vile to trans women (ie a misogynist), a prick about bisexuals, or someone who wants to get mad at me about my religion.

💀 You don't respect my boundaries or take uninvited liberties in my DMs. Do not try to sext me unless we’ve had flirty interaction, and even then it’s nice to ask.

🧦 honestly new cishet men are on thin ice right now— I really want to be friends, but you lads have got to behave yourselves or you’re catching a block. Idk why I made dirty socks your emoji but that’s how I feel about you rn

🕊️I sometimes like to encourage people to make donations to various mutual aid causes (especially Palestinian families' gofundmes) by offering nudes or other nsft content in exchange for screenshots of the donation. Those offers can be found under the tag #love thy neighbor

Some other tags I use frequently are #personal log (exactly what it sounds like) and #myself (pics)

💗 Like looking at me naked? I have an OnlyFans

Again, welcome, and have an excellent day 🌈

#love thy neighbor
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Reblogged allaroundadecentperson
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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

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"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

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Anonymous asked:

you lose points for not wearing thongs

lilyblisslys answered:

shut the fuck up nerd lol

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“You lose points—“ At this point I could stop posting lewds on tumblr entirely and be fine. I could save any photo with a hint of cleavage or ass for onlyfans. I could make people sit here and read my opinions about obscure indie games and science fiction and my life wouldn’t change at all. don’t be annoying to women who post tits because they’re bored and like attention 🥱

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anon sounds like they buy meme coin anon sounds like they roll the dirt from underneath they junk and smoke it anon sounds like the human personification of stepping in day old milk with socks on bitch is probably an official sponsor for Tapout merch or something.

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Reblogged comealongbeautiful
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a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

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i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

#aw this is cute
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Reblogged skittybot
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

#trekposting
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Reblogged lewd-in-the-moonlight
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i will say re:butch/femme, i was exploring my gender on tumblr around the time there was a bunch of discourse over like, these labels having very specific meanings beyond "masc/fem", who was and was not allowed to call themselves butch/femme, etc etc and the general understanding that this was basically a strict social script for an in-group to use, and all that just scared me out of using the terms as anything other than adjectives for a good while.

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there was also a big scare about how "butch/fem is NOT just heterosexuality for lesbians!!!" and ill be real... i get that its shitty coming from a guy and i do get that by definition two women having a sexual/romantic relationship are going to be queer, but when it moves from "these are aesthetics that some people look for" and "its okay for a woman to have short hair/tattoos/use tools/etc etc butch signifier", and into, again, strict roles with a sort of social script... some people (NOT ALL) are rolling masculinity/dominance/topping and femininity/submission/bottoming all into a binary, and frankly i think that's worth criticizing.

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and again i think that played into this Canonization of a very specific late-20th-century US city queer experience as the definitive queer experience, that we must use their language and idolize their writers and retvrn to the prelapsarian days of reposted DTWOF comics and i hope you can pick up some of my disdain for this strain of queer thought

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also to be clear, i don't think those terms are Inherently Evil And Fascist, they're good words with an interesting history! my actual Calls To Action are thus;

  1. Don't gatekeep "Butch" and "Femme" in an attempt to roleplay a bunch of Gen X yanks. It's a big world out there and butch/femme never JUST meant what it did in that setting.
  2. Check yourself in regards to associating masculinity/femininity with dominance/submission. If you're gonna treat these signifiers as inherently dom/sub, like, do so with the knowledge that you're doing a bit of kink play and dont let it carry into your day to day.
  3. Do not fucking call a transgender woman "butch" unless you know that's a term she self-identifies with. Yes we know you're using it to signify queer womanhood, but you are also still highlighting her similarities to the way we expect men to perform, and that is a fucking touchy subject. Also while we're here, same deal for WOC, ESPECIALLY black women, and ESPECIALLY trans black women holy shit. Check your association of dark skin/blackness with dominance/masculinity.
#no lies detected
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Reblogged girlwarlock
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Alright our social media platform is dying a slow and painful death I know how to save it everyone. Don't implement a competent moderation policy, don't address the erratic and bizarre behavior of your upper management, don't make a video player that works. All you have to do is make the website look like ass.

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