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the four calamities
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"Princess Tsunade Senju. The Secret of the Fifth Hokage." (Jiraiya's new ad for his old book lmao)
*Earlier...*
Tsunade: Are you gonna take my picture or not, moron?
Jiraiya: Oh yeah, you are beautiful, my lovely...
Tsunade: STOP JERKING OFF!!!
Uncensored stuff on my NSFW Twitter (X)
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In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.
Please accept this crappy edit.
Anonymous asked:
https://www.tumblr.com/green-riot/779672713011855360/oh-your-blorbo-is-a-top-itd-be-a-real-shame-if
Ooooh I’d be soooo disappointed if I read a beautifully crafted **s****d* long fic only to see *******m* bouncing and moaning on it \s
Sorry to disappoint you, anon, but here is a list of HashiMada fics I've written that features top Madara and/or switching:
Heart of Glass (beware of angst)
my favorite mistake (best fic I've ever written imo)
I'm not sure if the list is exhaustive. I'm kinda wishing I would have tagged top/bottom more often lmao. And I hope I didn't ruin your day, dear anon!
New fic, written for @scribbled-anecdotes as part of @yicityaction's Gotcha for Gaza. Donations and signups are still open!
Rating: Teen & Up | 2.2k words
Relationships: Mo Xuanyu/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, background married SongXiao
Additional tags: SongXiao are Xue Yang and A-Qing's foster parents
Summary:
But Mo Xuanyu is currently rethinking his newfound will to live. He’s trapped, alone, in a room with a man dressed in funeral white who is much too young to be Xue Yang’s real father—and who is smiling at Mo Xuanyu in the same way a fox grins at a chicken. Xue Yang’s foster dad is…intense and weird. “Just don’t hurt him, ‘kay?” the man says, still wearing that creepy, vaguely threatening smile. “A nice boy like you…it’d be a shame if—” “Xingchen.” A gruff voice interrupts him, followed by the entrance of Xue Yang’s other foster father. This man looks much, much scarier. He’s tall and built and, whereas Xingchen smiles, this man’s expression is downright frosty. “We already talked about this. Leave the boy alone.”
Mo Xuanyu meets his boyfriend's family.
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in modern aus i see people having suibian and bichen as like pets, but what if it was just their laptops. wwx and jc have matching laptops and wen chao gets wen zhuliu to throw jc’s laptop in a river and wwx just like changes his password and wallpaper and is like dope i found your laptop. jc is like wow! i dont remember having so many memes on my laptop but my laptops back! lwj is on a quest to find out why wwx is doing his entire thesis in the notes app on his phone. wei ying come to the it department with me and all that.
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that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?
"squick free" someone writes on their wholesome family fic about married characters expecting a baby.
I read it and am extremely squicked.
You do not know what squicks other people. "Squick" is not a category of elements, it is a description of a reaction.
Squick is literally a personal thing, you literally cannot know what squicks another person.
Same goes for triggers, by the way. You can't guarantee something is trigger-free because literally anything can be a trigger because the human brain can be weird like that sometimes.
No no, actually there's a perfect way to write an absolutely squick free fanfic! Plenty of writers do it successfully every day!
Here.
Blank documents squick me out because they remind me of all my unstarted writing projects. :/
guys. c'mon.
oh my goddd
Okay, for anyone ACTUALLY unsure and wanting to learn: "squick" is an old fandom term. It means something that grosses you out or makes you deeply uncomfortable, but doesn't give you as intense negative reactions as a trigger. They are incredibly personal, though often times, just like with triggers, you can tag relatively common squicks.
For me, mpreg is a squick. It makes me deeply uncomfortable, but it doesn't send me into a panic spiral, a deep depression, or make me angry like reading about eye trauma does.
My cousins in Lannister, ‘squick’ didn’t even originate in fandom.
Also useful to note that ‘squick’ is specifically used to mean “this isn’t for me, personally” without adding a moral judgement to it. A simple easy way to say ‘no, thank you but you do you’. Unlike ‘cringe’ which has negative connotations. Squicks are also more than just uncomfortable.
Daddy kink makes me uncomfortable
Degradation squicks me out
Hand trauma is a trigger
First known usage of "squick" was in 1991. It's not some new term that was made up for this post.
It's a portmanteau of Squeamish and Ick.
Modern parlance would translate it as "A thing that gives me the ick"
Hope this helps, kids ignorant of and derisive towards fandom history.
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Tsunade Senju + Assorted Text Posts (Part 4)
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Proud Author Spotlight
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proud author of a new work here! it's a modern Wangxian meet-cute for Chinese New Year. <3
G, 2k, Wangxian & Nielan
Summary: “We should go out to dinner,” Lan Xichen declares, when Lan Wangji visits his apartment on the day after Dongzhi. “On New Year’s Eve.” “I would rather not,” Lan Wangji protests. “We have a dinner appointment next week, and another on the twelfth. The expense—” “Mingjue’s favorite restaurant has a discount for the loyalty club that day,” his brother informs him. “And Auntie Lai’s has the best fried squirrelfish I’ve ever tasted. You know you love squirrelfish, Zhanzhan.” Lan Wangji does love squirrelfish. It had been their mother’s favorite dish: and thus, one of the only meat dishes that her sons ever learned to cook. “Very well," he sighs, relenting. "Where is the restaurant?" Or: on the night before New Year's, Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian.
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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)