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Reblogged morphlingunderscore
"Girl dinner": unnecessarily sexist, annoying
"Grad dinner": fits the meter, much funnier, have you seen some of the shit grad students eat when finals
Example of some grad dinners I have eaten over my time in academic:
- The week during my practicum when I was so stressed that the only food I got down were 8oz handheld blender smoothies made of defrosted fruit, yogurt, and protein powder
- That one time I bought a 24 pack of 3% alcohol candy flavored alcohol and three packs of djarum blacks and a pound of grocery store deli potato salad and inhaled all of it at 11am on a Tuesday in the woods out back
- Chipotle burrito bowls. Just like. 2 burrito bowls. Nothing else. They had chicken on em.
- Microwave rice which my wife insists to this day is a food crime and now I'm banned from making rice unless I promise to use the cooker or the stovetop
- One time I bought a salad from SOMEWHERE during the 20minutes I had between my double shift at the hospital and my evening shift at the practice, and they forgot to give me dressing, and I considered crying about it but then I just mixed hot sauce, oil, and strawberry jam in a bowl and drowned the leaves in it. It was fine. Wifey screamed when she saw me eat it.
- This one's not a food crime, it's just an avoidance tactic, when I would get overwhelmed and couldn't sleep sometimes I would take an entire pack of 50 corn massa tortillas and cut them into quarters, fry them up, and make a giant bowl of salsa from the garden veggies and then I would just. Eat like. 200 chips and a gallon of salsa while dissociating to Lost Girl again
- 3 lbs of dolma in a single sitting
Gotta endorse grad dinner on this one folks.
yknow what, I may not have done grad school but I do wish to share some of my college era food crimes to support the cause:
- Microwave popcorn (movie theater butter flavor) with mini shelf stable pepperoni mixed in
- Vending Machine Dessert Sandwich (pop tart, honey bun, pop tart. disappointingly lacking on structural integrity)
- An entire grocery store salad bag of spinach
- 2 gas station tornado rollers and 3 cans of monster
- Cottage cheese and everything bagel seasoning
- One party size bag of sourdough pretzel sticks eaten over the course of 2 days until I remembered actual meals exist
#if i share all of my eating habits here i will have a friend knocking my door down to get me to eat normally#but lately ive been subsisting solely off of breakfast foods which are just dessert cakes basically from my campus convenience store#... and energy drinks#yesterday i think i only drank like a reign energy drink that has uhhh like 200 to 300 mg of caffiene?#but hey im surviving!
Reblogged morphlingunderscore
Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
- Not all Men are evil
- Everyone has the capacity for evil
- Transgender Men are men
- Transgender Women are women
- Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
- Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
- Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
- Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Reblogged arcanumb
kulluto-remade-deactivated20201
american individualism is a disease bitch get well soon <3
Reblogged sweatermuppet
published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press
#i keep thinking about this poem. it hurts in such a real way. my trans agenda is to care for my friends#'we can figure out the rest tomorrow./with or without sleep/with or without the light of the morning'#with or without the care or kindness of the sun we will scrape a way to survive and it might not be pretty and it wont be perfect.#but we'll do it.
not being able to use first person language in this paper has me talking about Oneself as a fictional american person who is experiencing every facet of american life all at once so that i can avoid using "i, me, you" in my sentences and look like a fool and an idiot english major who knows better. but its kinda undeniably funny. who is The One, why are they experiencing 100 years of american experience(tm), and why have i mentioned them at least 20 times in 3 pages?
Reblogged sirenemale
boxers. in LUUUV
Reblogged fulltransmetalgenderist
statement from mahmoud khalil shared by the center for constitutional rights
